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re: Tell me the perks of getting old
Posted on 12/16/24 at 5:45 pm to bird35
Posted on 12/16/24 at 5:45 pm to bird35
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These are people who sacrificed greatly for their family and have watched themselves become a burden to that same family.
My dad is 88. He is in no hurry to cash in. Drives and goes out to eat at least once a day if not twice. Has a girlfriend, 80% hearing loss, and memory issues. Slapped a 5 million umbrella on him and stay out of his way. He is still living on his terms and content.
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Posted on 12/16/24 at 5:50 pm to FAT SEXY
I love telling people to get off my lawn.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 5:52 pm to Ace Midnight
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Perspective Wisdom (At least statistically), peace of mind
Underrated answers.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 5:58 pm to FAT SEXY
Retirement
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:06 pm to FAT SEXY
Younger women
Not giving a frick
Not giving a frick
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:14 pm to FAT SEXY
Younger women
You've completed your stupid-shiat quota.
Retirement
You've completed your stupid-shiat quota.
Retirement
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:19 pm to FAT SEXY
No mortgage. More money than you’ve made in your career. One year closer to retirement. Grandchildren. That’s just getting started.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:26 pm to FAT SEXY
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Tell me the perks of getting old
Your DGAF level increases tremendously.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:28 pm to FAT SEXY
A lifetime pass to every National Park for a one time $80 fee is perhaps the best deal ever!
However, by the time you get it your too old to hike.
However, by the time you get it your too old to hike.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:31 pm to FAT SEXY
Slapping a hot girl’s arse and shrugging it off as senile
Posted on 12/16/24 at 6:36 pm to FAT SEXY
Tee off from the red tees.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 7:17 pm to FAT SEXY
People don’t ask you to help move
Posted on 12/16/24 at 7:23 pm to FAT SEXY
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Tell me the perks of getting old
Not as stupid
Posted on 12/16/24 at 7:26 pm to FAT SEXY
1) your life slows down and ur not in a hurry.
2) no more work to stress over.
3) your aches and pains are worse but that’s ok. It teaches you perseverance.
4) you appreciate your many blessings
5) you grow closer to God and heaven.
Nothing to not like.
2) no more work to stress over.
3) your aches and pains are worse but that’s ok. It teaches you perseverance.
4) you appreciate your many blessings
5) you grow closer to God and heaven.
Nothing to not like.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 7:27 pm to FAT SEXY
Generic viagra is not very expensive…..
Posted on 12/16/24 at 7:36 pm to FAT SEXY
More wisdom, retirement, grand kids
Posted on 12/16/24 at 7:40 pm to FAT SEXY
1. No longer sweat the small stuff
2. No longer care what others think about me
3. No longer set the alarm clock or worry about staying up too late
4. Plenty pickleball time
5. Have become a much better listener thereby friend
2. No longer care what others think about me
3. No longer set the alarm clock or worry about staying up too late
4. Plenty pickleball time
5. Have become a much better listener thereby friend
Posted on 12/16/24 at 7:44 pm to FAT SEXY
Getting old sucks. But it beats the hell out of the alternative.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 8:18 pm to Putty
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Long, lingering hugs with large breasted women are no longer perceived to be quite as creepy.
Do yall not talk to women?
The creepy old man is a trope. Lingering unwanted hugs are just as creepy at 75 as they are at 35.
How about don’t linger on a hug because you’re horny?
Posted on 12/16/24 at 8:27 pm to FAT SEXY
gaining wisdom
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