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re: Taylor Swift is wrecking the KC Chiefs. What is Kelce getting out of this?
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:23 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:23 pm to Jim Rockford
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Swifties are going to vote Kelce into the Pro Bowl. Watch and see.
It'll be like in the NBA where every single Rockets player got a chinese voter boost because of Yao.
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Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:23 pm to Slippy
Same deal that happens with many teams with an elite QB. The Chiefs were built around a cheap young QB. Now that they are paying for Mahomes, their roster talent has dwindled.
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:25 pm to Joshjrn
I can assure you that Taylor doesn’t want a child… at least not the next couple years. This will be over by then.
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:25 pm to Slippy
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What is Kelce getting out of this?
$20 million from Pfizer. He does the ad, makes 4 times the money he does with all his other endorsements combined. He then gets set up with the world's most famous pop star, which lends more visibility to big pharma's vaccine campaign.
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:26 pm to saintsfan22
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Except for winning the Superbowl last year when he was on the same contract
Not dispositive. If you have enough people at the end of their previous contracts, you can stretch it a bit. But once the rest of the crew come up for renewals, that's when the wheels fall off.
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:26 pm to dukke v
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I can assure you that Taylor doesn’t want a child… at least not the next couple years.
what
the
frick?
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:28 pm to dukke v
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I can assure you that Taylor doesn’t want a child… at least not the next couple years. This will be over by then.
Missing the point. When you're worth $30MM, old boy has to be concerned about everyone wanting a Keep-a-Kelce baby. Know how you fix that? frick a chick worth $1.1B. She ain't trying to trap you for shite. Probably the most stress free nuts he's had in the last decade.
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:31 pm to Joshjrn
I understand that… I’m saying personally that Taylor doesn’t want a child with the tour going almost to the end of next year.
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:34 pm to dukke v
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I understand that… I’m saying personally that Taylor doesn’t want a child with the tour going almost to the end of next year.
Which I get. But if I can double up on insurance, why just settle for one?
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:34 pm to Slippy
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What is Kelce getting out of this?
Extremely uber mega rich poon
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:35 pm to MightyYat
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Kim Kardashian had the same effect on Reggie Bush. Pussy is undefeated.
Y’all act like pretty and/or famous girls just started dating football players.
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:36 pm to Jim Rockford
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wifties are going to vote Kelce into the Pro Bowl. Watch and see.
Every year there are 4 taken for the Pro Bowl, plus injury replacements.
Kittle and Andrews are pretty well locks. That leaves two spots for the collection of other candidates, one in each conference.
Its not like Kelce and Evan Engram are far apart-
98 catches for 824 and 3 scores
vs
90 catches for 968 and 5 scores.
Yeah, Kelce's numbers are a bit better, and Engram's played an extra game, and the Chiefs have a better record...
Wait. That's a reasonably convincing case that maybe he does deserve that second AFC TE spot.
Huh. Guess it doesn't require being a Swifty to count.
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:38 pm to Slippy
Let's be real, shes a really cute girl... all of you homos would be happy taking her home from the bar, and would brag to your friends how you took home 9 when she's a 7
She has moves and can probably work that pussy pretty decently... doubt she deep throats cuz that's how she makes money
She probably gives great handies cuz she used to grabbing a microphone
You can take her home to mom cuz she's not the biggest slut you've raw dogged... and let's be honest, you queers have bagged some nasty sluts in your time
All in all, shes a decent, girl next door type... just so happens shes the biggest musical act in the world, and his "cred" has gotten bigger because of it
I'd smash that girl every day that ends in Y and twice on sunday, trying to break her hips... and you queers would too, if you were lucky enough to have the chance.. but you won't... cuz your fat wives that you settled for have you by the balls, like a man-bitch
She has moves and can probably work that pussy pretty decently... doubt she deep throats cuz that's how she makes money
She probably gives great handies cuz she used to grabbing a microphone
You can take her home to mom cuz she's not the biggest slut you've raw dogged... and let's be honest, you queers have bagged some nasty sluts in your time
All in all, shes a decent, girl next door type... just so happens shes the biggest musical act in the world, and his "cred" has gotten bigger because of it
I'd smash that girl every day that ends in Y and twice on sunday, trying to break her hips... and you queers would too, if you were lucky enough to have the chance.. but you won't... cuz your fat wives that you settled for have you by the balls, like a man-bitch
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:38 pm to BoardReader
But more importantly, who gives a frick if it's Kelce or Evan Ingram playing dodgeball in Hawaii?
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:38 pm to Broski
Both are hot garbage! next topic
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:44 pm to Slippy
Patrick mahommes is an average QB. Can’t read pre snap and is only successful when he can break the pocket until someone’s breaks open and then hits them. He’s actually hardly average to bad
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:48 pm to Slippy
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and I can’t imagine the sex is that good.
Rumor has it that she has a stinky pussy
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:52 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
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They dealt away their #1 WR in the OS
You think losing JuJu Smith-Schuster is the problem?
Posted on 12/27/23 at 7:52 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
Spot on…. Except the deep throat part… I doubt it would effect anything. The only thing I will say is that women weaken legs.
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