Successful side hustles?

I’ve started a hitman business specializing in taking out people who use the term side hustle. It is all crowdsourced but very successful. Chicken won’t let me circulate the link on here.

I have had some good luck in hiring girls from unstable homes and setting them up with customers. I just take commission.

Selling candy and discount coupon cards door to door. Pay little kids nothing for being door-to-door salesmen and bill collectors.

Selling boxes of cookies and packages of overpriced popcorn in front of grocery stores.

You're welcome.

Are you interested in just hustles, or are you looking in to rackets, too?

Well I've done a bit of smugglin'
Yeah I've run my share of grass,
I made enough money to buy Miami,
But I pissed it away so fast,
Never meant to last,
Never meant to last

Successful - Cutting Grass


Fail - OF, my dick was too small

I'm a piano player in a whorehouse on the wknds.

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I'm a piano player in a whorehouse on the wknds.

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I’m torn between 2 replies:

1) Did the job application advertise for finger-banger?

Or

2) Does your mom pay well?

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No it wasn’t ;)

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So you were my one subscriber. Thanks for the tips.

Mobile Notary is good in spurts. I won’t have anything for a month, then I’ll get 3-4 requests in a week. It’s not thousands, but $1-200/month in cash is nice. I signed up with a Notary Service that handles the closings for companies like Rocket Mortgage. They send a request with price, date, time and location, and you can accept or pass. I also have friends that will tag me on neighborhood pages when they see someone looking.

Downside: it costs about $1000-1200 to get your notary.