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re: Successful night at the gentleman’s club

Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:50 pm to
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37537 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:50 pm to
quote:

I hit it and quit it.


I thought you were trolling at first, now I just sincerely hope so.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:52 pm to
quote:

I thought you were trolling at first, now I just sincerely hope so.


It's a terrible attempt at a troll job. Next we are going to hear how the stripper that he "hit it and quit it" with was Stormy Daniels
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:53 pm to

Great work, Jon. Always leave the ladies wanting more.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29735 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 11:00 pm to
quote:

Great work, Jon. Always leave the ladies wanting more.


Two of them made me promise to come back on Saturday when they work again. Hope they don’t fight over me lol...
Posted by little billy
Orange County, CA
Member since May 2015
8469 posts
Posted on 5/10/18 at 11:01 pm to
I'm real proud of ya baw. Real proud.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39566 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:14 am to
quote:

this “alpha” thing

Not = strippers giving attention.
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
5629 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 1:17 am to
So you call 1030pm a successful night at a strip club? That's not even rookie numbers. I partied longer than that when I was 5 years old. Don't come back to brag until that 1030 has an am after it.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11467 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 5:52 am to
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(I was out of cash).


How much cash did they get from you Mr. Alpha?
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11079 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 6:05 am to
All of this before 10:00 pm.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14796 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 6:12 am to
quote:

Hey, maybe I’m getting this “alpha” thing after all.


Home by 10:22 so broke you couldn’t afford Taco Bell is alpha as frick. Posting about it in the OT puts you into legend status.
Posted by SmellslikeKevinBacon
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2012
6211 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 6:26 am to
quote:

The ladies couldn’t stay away from me tonight. I went with two buds and neither of them got half the action I got. I don’t know if it was my cologne, my new haircut, or just that I’m more in shape and wear trendier clothes than my buds, but whatever it was it was working! I had almost no time to do anything else but give attention to the ladies in my lap. I felt bad because I made my buds buy me 4th meal on the way home (I was out of cash). So not only did I get all the pussy but my buds also bought me dinner. Hey, maybe I’m getting this “alpha” thing after all.


They can spot a sucker from a mile away
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29735 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 6:33 am to
Bud texted me this morning saying he would never go to a strip club with me again

I had to explain that not everyone is cut out to be a player, and there’s nothing wrong with sticking to Bumble or Match.com to get women.
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8937 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 6:33 am to
Got all the girls...but left with multiple dudes.

Does not compute.
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29701 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 6:43 am to
quote:

The ladies couldn’t stay away from me tonight

quote:

(I was out of cash)

There you go
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 6:58 am to
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Jon Ham


Bragging about your visit to a strip club is pathetic. You live a miserable existence. We all now know how you were raised - in a god damned shed.
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13856 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 7:25 am to
quote:

felt bad because I made my buds buy me 4th meal on the way home (I was out of cash)


So you don't have a debit or credit card?

Also, I don't believe you.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29735 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 7:36 am to
quote:

So you don't have a debit or credit card?


I bet I have more credit cards than you, boss. My buds didn’t want to do multiple orders at the drive through.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 7:36 am to
I worked with two guys that came into work talking about how the women were all over them at the strip club. It was funny and sad at the same time.
Posted by LSUGRAD2008
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2018
490 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 8:18 am to
Dont worry that stain will come off your jorts
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