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Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:29 pm to finchmeister08
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You got pussy or you got teased?
About 10 of them.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:29 pm to Jon Ham
I’m sure this was funnier in your head, where this thread should have stayed 
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:30 pm to fallguy_1978
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You paid them to act like they like you. You are now home alone posting on TD after you emptied your wallet
Hey, we all pay for the poon one way or another, and we’re all posting on TD...
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:31 pm to Jon Ham
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I don’t know if it was my cologne, my new haircut, or just that I’m more in shape and wear trendier clothes than my buds, but whatever it was it was working!
They sensed an easy mark, that’s what they do. Congratulations, you were the obvious man who would part with all his money at the sight of tits
You shouldn’t brag about that btw.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:31 pm to Jon Ham
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Hey, we all pay for the poon one way or another, and we’re all posting on TD...
Not all of us just wasted all our money with no chance of getting laid yet still called it a successful night.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:32 pm to 3deadtrolls
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By Saturday the chlamydia should be kicking in.
This wasn’t your typical trashy titty bar. You had to pay $25 just to get in the door.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:33 pm to Jon Ham
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You had to pay $25 just to get in the door.
That's more than Stormy charges
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:34 pm to finchmeister08
quote:Sounds like he got teased for drinks.
You got pussy or you got teased?
We are so proud of him.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:35 pm to Jon Ham
quote:You have to actually get it to brag about it.
Hey, we all pay for the poon one way or another, and we’re all posting on TD...
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:36 pm to Jon Ham
It was probably the credit card you forked over
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:38 pm to Winston Cup
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Did you score any cocaine from the strippers?
How was the surf and turf?
Did you smoke a pack of cigarettes?
I don’t believe you were actually at a strip club
No blow.
I didn’t eat there.
I don’t smoke.
You can smell the female essence on me from across the room. I should shower but I want to make my roommate have to smell it for a while longer.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:40 pm to Jon Ham
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You can smell the female essence on me from across the room. I should shower but I want to make my roommate have to smell it for a while longer.
I wish I could be as happy as you after blowing all my money and striking out with all the ladies
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:43 pm to CptBengal
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CptBengal
Eat a dick, Terry Nichols.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:43 pm to RB10
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So you paid a bunch of women to dry hump you and then left.
Let’s just say after the first couple lap dances there wasn’t much of anything “dry.” Wetter than a slip and slide my friend.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:44 pm to Jon Ham
Dudes actually think strippers like him. What a dumbass. Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:47 pm to Jon Ham
You left broke with a dry dick. Not alpha.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:47 pm to TennesseeFan25
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Yeah man, you must have really slayed it with the ladies, to not be able to take a stripper home then wasted all your cash and have to bum a 1.99 taco off your friends.
Why would I take one home with me? I hit it and quit it. No pillow talk. Now I get the rest of the night to do whatever I want and don’t have to entertain a random bimbo.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:48 pm to Jon Ham
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Why would I take one home with me? I hit it and quit it. No pillow talk. Now I get the rest of the night to do whatever I want and don’t have to entertain a random bimbo.
You cuming in your pants doesn't count as "hit it and quit it"
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:49 pm to Walt OReilly
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That’s an awesome story
Glad you had a great night
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