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Successful night at the gentleman’s club
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:22 pm
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:22 pm
The ladies couldn’t stay away from me tonight. I went with two buds and neither of them got half the action I got. I don’t know if it was my cologne, my new haircut, or just that I’m more in shape and wear trendier clothes than my buds, but whatever it was it was working! I had almost no time to do anything else but give attention to the ladies in my lap. I felt bad because I made my buds buy me 4th meal on the way home (I was out of cash). So not only did I get all the pussy but my buds also bought me dinner. Hey, maybe I’m getting this “alpha” thing after all.
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Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:23 pm to Jon Ham
Trying too hard
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:23 pm to Jon Ham
You got pussy or you got teased?
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:24 pm to Jon Ham
So you left before Stormy came out? Obviously you blew your “wad” too early rookie.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:24 pm to Jon Ham
You paid them to act like they like you. You are now home alone posting on TD after you emptied your wallet
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:24 pm to Jon Ham
By Saturday the chlamydia should be kicking in.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:25 pm to Jon Ham
Did you score any cocaine from the strippers?
How was the surf and turf?
Did you smoke a pack of cigarettes?
I don’t believe you were actually at a strip club
How was the surf and turf?
Did you smoke a pack of cigarettes?
I don’t believe you were actually at a strip club
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:25 pm to Jon Ham
So you paid a bunch of women to dry hump you and then left.
Great success!
Great success!
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:25 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
but my buds also bought me dinner.
Yeah man, you must have really slayed it with the ladies, to not be able to take a stripper home then wasted all your cash and have to bum a 1.99 taco off your friends.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:25 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
I don’t know if it was my cologne, my new haircut,
Congrats on your New Iberia Haircut paying off
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:25 pm to Jon Ham
Successful troll is successful.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:25 pm to Jon Ham
While you were at the club your mom and sister gave me a double BJ
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:25 pm to Jon Ham
So in Arkansas, was it your sister or your cousins?
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:25 pm to Jon Ham
So blue balls and taco farts = great success.
I can do those things.
I can do those things.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:26 pm to TheHarahanian
I can't believe y'all respond to obvious satire as if he's actually trying to brag.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:26 pm to Jon Ham
Why
Do
All
Arkansas
Posters
Suck
Do
All
Arkansas
Posters
Suck
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:27 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
The ladies couldn’t stay away from me tonight. I went with two buds and neither of them got half the action I got. I don’t know if it was my cologne, my new haircut, or just that I’m more in shape and wear trendier clothes than my buds, but whatever it was it was working! I had almost no time to do anything else but give attention to the ladies in my lap. I felt bad because I made my buds buy me 4th meal on the way home (I was out of cash). So not only did I get all the pussy but my buds also bought me dinner. Hey, maybe I’m getting this “alpha” thing after all.
Congrats on putting the girls through "college" and still going home to play with yourself alone
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:27 pm to Jon Ham
Congrats on not being an incel
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:27 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
Hey, maybe I’m getting this “alpha” thing after all.
if you were you wouldn't be posting here
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:28 pm to Jon Ham
That’s an awesome story
Glad you had a great night
Glad you had a great night
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