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mudcat tiger
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Louisiana
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re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
Half my mail is EOBs.


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ChenierauTigre
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Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
33179 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
Used to have cute, perky boobs. Now I need someone to hold them up so I can buckle my belt.


rgsa
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Member since May 2015
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re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old


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roadkill
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East Coast, FL
Member since Oct 2008
1084 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
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When you realize the first computer program you wrote was stored on punchcards


Ha - I made a career changing decision while taking a FORTRAN programming course at UAH in the 70s. The professor's assignment was semi-complex - my solution program required a box and a half of cards - each box contained 2,000 cards so I needed ~3,000 punch-cards. Numerous students showed up with their solutions in 50-100 cards that would fit in their shirt pocket. Based on that, I determined to pursue another major track.


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LRB1967
Auburn Fan
Member since Dec 2020
509 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
You go to see the new orthopedic surgeon for a knee injury and realize that you have tattoos that are older than he is.


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DeltaTigerDelta
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Member since Jan 2017
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re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
Thinking 40 yr olds are young & hot.


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soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
48316 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
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Ear hair is out of control
Go absolutely Churchill on their asses.

Never relent

Fight them on the beaches

Fight them in the hedge rows

Never surrender

NEVER!


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TejasHorn
Texas Fan
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
8312 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
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- Hit music from your formative years is now used as ambient background noise for grocery stores


I always chuckle when I hear Bizarre Love Triangle at the grocery store or mall. But the 80s did produce timeless music.

I read that we have soldiers in Afghanistan that weren’t even born yet on 9/11. That makes you feel a little old.


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Rando
USA Fan
When IPs were Visible
Member since Apr 2015
22133 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
I actually get hurt when doing something stupid these days.

Last year I jumped from the bed rail of a new f150 to the concrete in flip flops.

I legitimately thought I broke my back

It's like 5 ft and it nearly killed me.

20 year old my once jumped from the second floor of a plantation home and neither spilled his drink nor dropped his cigarette.


FLObserver
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Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
9281 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
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Seeing New Orleans as a "shithole".

I just assumed that was a given dispite your age.


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CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
51960 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
Went to play some ball, and just tried to do a layup, a simple layup. No legs, nothing. I could still dribble, beat the defense, get a clear path to the basket. and just no lift....like all the lift was just sucked out of my legs. I could do most anything on the basketball court, but lol, I guess those days are gone...


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soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
48316 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
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Flirting with a pretty girl and she thinks it's cute and nonthreatening instead of creepy
You have to know your limits and stay in your lane.

If you’re fiddy year-old Brad Pitt then maybe 25 year-olds are on the docket but for most of us the 2X + 10 year formula is (at minimum) a good rule.

There are not many better feelings than the unexpected tug on your bait by an appreciably younger woman when you’re a late middle-ager.


LSUMANINVA
LSU Fan
West Virginia
Member since Sep 2004
3623 posts
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re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
Hidden tube of Preparation H in the corner of your medicine cabinet...like some random hot chick will come and find it and you’d be embarrassed.


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ChenierauTigre
LSU Fan
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
33179 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
That unexpected tug is on your wallet.


3D
LSU Fan
NJ
Member since Sep 2013
564 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
When you have no idea who some of the people in pop culture are....


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LRB1967
Auburn Fan
Member since Dec 2020
509 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
You remember eating Wheaties for breakfast when Bruce Jenner's picture was on the box.


soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
48316 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
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That unexpected tug is on your wallet.
I’ve got more money than youth.


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thekid
LSU Fan
McKinney, TX
Member since May 2006
3251 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
Wife and I tried to watch the Grammys and recognized zero songs and we thought all the music sucked
Athletes you grew up watching are DYING.
Occasionally cant come up with the name of something or someone.


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Chum Bucket
LSU Fan
West Palm Beach
Member since Oct 2011
947 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
Having to groom your ears....


LSU82BILL
LSU Fan
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Sep 2006
8463 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
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Children of professional athletes I used to watch as a kid showing up in the NFL/NBA/MLB -


Ha.....My little brother’s idol’s GRANDSON (Mike Yastrzemski) plays MLB.


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