re: Stumbled upon a Seinfeld Subreddit - Reddit Writes Seinfeld

I had no idea. TIL

Those are all tremendous plots

You read those several responses and couldn’t put together he was kidding?

These would be great except that Seinfeld sucks almost as bad as Hayden Christiansen. I mean come on his schtick is a one trick pony and like runt of the litter pony or cheap dollar general pony where the head falls off immediately and there isn't a refund policy. Maybe he could learn. Some new way to make jokes instead of pointing out the obvious but the absurdity of the whole thing is it is as lame as a guy walks into the bar jokes, but I mean come on who doesn't like bar jokes they are jokes after all and people wouldn't tell them if they weren't funny to somebody that has had a few too many. And what's the deal with that... A few too many? And what's with that? Everyone knows a few too many means they are drunk why don't people just say he's drunk instead of being polite about it. A few too many is subjective people have different alcohole tolerances so it is subjective... I mean come on... [Bass guitar melody]

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Did they do any for someone other than George?

These two sound like legitimate Seinfeld episodes.

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George drops his phone and gets down on his knees to find it, his girlfriend walks into the room and thinks he's about to propose so she says "absolutely not", George is insulted and is determined to get her to change her mind, even though he doesn't want to marry her

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George wants to date a feminist because he heard that they refuse to let men pay their meals. Elaine loses a bet and has to go on a date with Newman. Kramer refuses to zip up his fly because he believes pants with air-flow feel much better.

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The kicker with the one about George dating a feminist because he thinks she'll pay for the meals has to be that she ends up not paying for the meals and he's up in arms about it because he's taking her to nice restaurants.

That one has potential, but probably a little too close to the actual episode where George dates a model who eats a lot and he thinks she's "refunding" after meals, and his primary concern isn't that she might be bulimic but that he feels it's a waste of money because he's paying for those meals.