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Stumbled upon a Seinfeld Subreddit - Reddit Writes Seinfeld
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:08 pm
They write plots for Seinfeld, some that would take place today. I got a good laugh out of it 
Most involve George
LINK
Most involve George
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George notices an attractive woman with luggage failing to hail a taxi. He asks if she’d like to split one to LGA. She declines, claiming to be on her way to JFK. She ends up sitting next to George on his flight.
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George gets his identity stolen. Instead of being upset he embraces it. He is enjoying not being George Costanza, until the thief tracks him down and begs him to take his identity back.
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George wants to date a feminist because he heard that they refuse to let men pay their meals. Elaine loses a bet and has to go on a date with Newman. Kramer refuses to zip up his fly because he believes pants with air-flow feel much better.
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George drops his phone and gets down on his knees to find it, his girlfriend walks into the room and thinks he's about to propose so she says "absolutely not", George is insulted and is determined to get her to change her mind, even though he doesn't want to marry her
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George starts using the women's bathroom at work because it's much nicer. His coworkers praise him for his bravery and he unwittingly becomes a hero in the transgender movement. He must pretend to be transgender or he could lose his job.
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Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:10 pm to VermilionTiger
Not going to lie. I actually laughed at most of those.
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:12 pm to AbitaFan08
Check the LINK
There are a lot of good ones
There are a lot of good ones
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Through a legal loophole, Kramer secedes from the US and creates his own country in his apartment, but without a passport he can't legally leave. George and Elaine argue over what would be the best name for Kramer's country. Jerry is annoyed by the border patrol agents always in the hallway.
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George breaks his hand. At a Yankee game, he is unable to clap when a child with cancer throws an opening pitch. His mildly disgruntled face is broadcasted on every news station. Kramer makes and sell T-shirts with George's face at Yankee Stadium. He makes about $400 before being physically thrown out. These shirts become collectors items. Elaine thinks it's horrible Kramer would try to make money off Geogre's bad situation...then pretends to not know George when they pass each other in the streets.
This post was edited on 1/21/20 at 7:13 pm
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:13 pm to VermilionTiger
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George starts using the women's bathroom at work because it's much nicer. His coworkers praise him for his bravery and he unwittingly becomes a hero in the transgender movement. He must pretend to be transgender or he could lose his job.
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:14 pm to VermilionTiger
These all sound great.
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:15 pm to HempHead
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Jerry gets offended when his new girlfriend calls Cards Against Humanity the funniest thing she's ever heard. Bania starts reading the game's cards on stage and kills it while Jerry bombs. Kramer is printing his own version of the game. George feels the cards are targeting him in some way.
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:15 pm to VermilionTiger
So basically curb your enthusiasm?
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:18 pm to GeauxTigersGo
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So basically curb your enthusiasm?
You know, I've never thought about Seinfeld and CYE being similar. Pretty crazy now that you mention it!
This post was edited on 1/21/20 at 7:19 pm
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:18 pm to GeauxTigersGo
Bet there’s a subreddit for that as well
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:20 pm to VermilionTiger
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Kramer refuses to zip up his fly because he believes pants with air-flow feel much better.
My favorite.
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:22 pm to VermilionTiger
Nothing of Jerry?
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:23 pm to VermilionTiger
Kramer
George
Elaine
Jerry
ETA: Literally lol’d at most of those listed
George
Elaine
Jerry
ETA: Literally lol’d at most of those listed
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George is insulted and is determined to get her to change her mind, even though he doesn't want to marry her
This post was edited on 1/21/20 at 7:26 pm
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:27 pm to VermilionTiger
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George breaks his hand. At a Yankee game, he is unable to clap when a child with cancer throws an opening pitch. His mildly disgruntled face is broadcasted on every news station. Kramer makes and sell T-shirts with George's face at Yankee Stadium. He makes about $400 before being physically thrown out. These shirts become collectors items. Elaine thinks it's horrible Kramer would try to make money off Geogre's bad situation...then pretends to not know George when they pass each other in the streets.
I'm ready for the table read
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:28 pm to HempHead
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You know, I've never thought about Seinfeld and CYE being similar. Pretty crazy now that you mention it
You serious Clark?
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:28 pm to biggsc
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Nothing of Jerry?
Jerry was an important part of the show, but George Costanza was the most important.
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:30 pm to biggsc
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Nothing of Jerry?
he's mostly just the crucible of the show. The best Jerry stories are his family woes and muse/anti-muse for Kramer and Newman. The OCD dating stuff is ok.
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:31 pm to BrotherEsau
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You serious Clark?
Dead serious, Eddie. I don't know of any relevant connection between the two.
That said, that Larry David guy is pretty funny in CYE. It is surprising that he hasn't been involved with any other TV shows; he has real talent.
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:31 pm to HempHead
Larry David created Its Always Sunny dude
This post was edited on 1/21/20 at 7:32 pm
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:38 pm to VermilionTiger
Those are all pretty good.
Posted on 1/21/20 at 7:43 pm to VermilionTiger
Easily my favorite sub. A lot of duds but a lot of gold, Jerry. GOLD!
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