Started By
Message

re: Stripper shortage is causing chaos in the French Quarter as signing bonuses reach records

Posted on 6/10/21 at 6:49 am to
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 6:49 am to
quote:

They finally went to college


all but 6 of 'em
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 6:52 am to
quote:

Nothing like getting a lap dance from a stripper that really doesn’t want to be there but the money was too good to pass up


I’m pretty sure this is the story for every stripper that ever existed.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71412 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 6:52 am to
quote:

And some, she said, are waiting to be fully vaccinated


quote:

Hustler


I don't think Rona is even in the top 5 of viruses we need to worry about here.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15870 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 6:53 am to
quote:

In the history of humanity there has never been a shortage of women willing to sell their bodies for money


Ummm...it’s happening right now. It’s described in the article you replied to.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11351 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 6:58 am to
Post-pandemic poontang problem
Posted by LesGeaux45
Member since Nov 2009
9232 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 7:03 am to
Do stripper costs factor into the CPI calculations? I need to break out my old econ textbook.
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
34881 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 7:04 am to
I’ll do it. Not sure y’all wanna see an almost 41 year old male stripper tho.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 7:06 am to
Gross
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41728 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 7:14 am to
quote:

Or losers to waste money seeing them

Posted by Emteein
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
3892 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 7:18 am to
quote:

More like Only Fans stole their A squads


100% This, they can reach more people from the comfort of their own home, without being groped, and make way more money.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30294 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 7:18 am to
I don’t think I’d trust a stripper after giving her a $1000 signing bonus. It would have to be paid out out after a 2 months work or something like that. Them girls have a short battery life.
This post was edited on 6/10/21 at 8:10 am
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90885 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 7:22 am to
quote:

Probably went to sites like only fans and the like during mass closures and realized they could make a shite ton more from the comfort of their own sex swing


This and not have to deal with douchebag club owners, bouncers wanting a BJ, and creepy old men groping them
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12511 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 7:59 am to
You hate to not see it.
Posted by dj30
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
28734 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 8:05 am to
quote:

fluffed up a bit in the off season.


Somewhat dated a girl who worked there and knew some of her friends. 2 are/were pregnant and the other seems to be making bank stripping in Vegas.
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
44018 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 8:06 am to
quote:

Ummm...it’s happening right now. It’s described in the article you replied to.


There’s no shortage of women willing the sell their bodies for money. There’s a shortage of them doing it in strip clubs.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30294 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 8:08 am to
quote:

Probably went to sites like only fans and the like during mass closures and realized they could make a shite ton more from the comfort of their own sex swing


Do they have to pay taxes on Only Fans income? I’m sure the site reports the payouts to the IRS, right?
Posted by dj30
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
28734 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 8:11 am to
Yes, they have to pay taxes to onlyfans and onlyfans fees.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48861 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 8:24 am to
quote:

And some, she said, are waiting to be fully vaccinated before rejoining the service industry.


Probably need more than the Covid vaccine.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84306 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 8:39 am to
quote:

Ummm...it’s happening right now. It’s described in the article you replied to.



False, they've just moved on to more efficient ways of selling themselves. There is absolutely not a shortage.
Posted by Marfa
Esplanade
Member since Sep 2016
1434 posts
Posted on 6/10/21 at 10:24 am to
quote:

$1k? Lol



first pageprev pagePage 2 of 3Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram