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Stripper shortage is causing chaos in the French Quarter as signing bonuses reach records
Posted on 6/10/21 at 12:51 am
Posted on 6/10/21 at 12:51 am
Some of you guys need to tell your daughters to get back to work.
Tired of hanging around the house? Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club is having trouble finding enough strippers after coronavirus restrictions shut down most of Bourbon Street during the COVID-19 pandemic. Now, the adult entertainment venue is offering dancers $1,000 signing bonuses to shed their clothing and return to the stage.
According to club manager Ann Kesler, the Hustler Club reopened in February with six dancers and currently has 15. But that’s not enough to increase its days of operation. Currently the club is open only from Thursday to Saturday, but the management would like to return to a full seven-day schedule in the next two months. That would require roughly 65 performers.
Kesler said she isn’t sure of the reason for the stripper shortage. “New Orleans is a transient city,” she said. During the pandemic, some of the entertainers were forced to “move back with their parents or back to where they’re from.” And some, she said, are waiting to be fully vaccinated before rejoining the service industry.
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Tired of hanging around the house? Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club is having trouble finding enough strippers after coronavirus restrictions shut down most of Bourbon Street during the COVID-19 pandemic. Now, the adult entertainment venue is offering dancers $1,000 signing bonuses to shed their clothing and return to the stage.
According to club manager Ann Kesler, the Hustler Club reopened in February with six dancers and currently has 15. But that’s not enough to increase its days of operation. Currently the club is open only from Thursday to Saturday, but the management would like to return to a full seven-day schedule in the next two months. That would require roughly 65 performers.
Kesler said she isn’t sure of the reason for the stripper shortage. “New Orleans is a transient city,” she said. During the pandemic, some of the entertainers were forced to “move back with their parents or back to where they’re from.” And some, she said, are waiting to be fully vaccinated before rejoining the service industry.
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Posted on 6/10/21 at 12:53 am to MrLSU
In the history of humanity there has never been a shortage of women willing to sell their bodies for money. I’m sure this will pass soon.
Posted on 6/10/21 at 12:57 am to Yoda Baby
quote:Or losers to waste money seeing them.
there has never been a shortage of women willing to sell their bodies for money
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:03 am to MrLSU
She’s hot
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:07 am to Yoda Baby
Probably went to sites like only fans and the like during mass closures and realized they could make a shite ton more from the comfort of their own sex swing
This post was edited on 6/10/21 at 1:07 am
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:15 am to MrLSU
I'm willing to bet a lot of these out of work strippers have fluffed up a bit in the off season.
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:19 am to MrLSU
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:20 am to MrLSU
Nothing like getting a lap dance from a stripper that really doesn’t want to be there but the money was too good to pass up
This post was edited on 6/10/21 at 1:21 am
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:21 am to whiskey over ice
The lap dance is always better when the stipper is cryin'....
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:33 am to MrLSU
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the service industry.
Posted on 6/10/21 at 1:36 am to MrLSU
They finally went to college
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:30 am to fightin tigers
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The lap dance is always better when the stipper is cryin'....
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
This pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
Like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Posted on 6/10/21 at 2:37 am to MrLSU
They don’t need to get on stage
They use only fans and make money
They use only fans and make money
Posted on 6/10/21 at 3:57 am to MrLSU
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Kesler said she isn’t sure of the reason for the stripper shortage.
Let me help here. The Destroya killed the city's economy so she could get paid off by Biden.
Posted on 6/10/21 at 4:42 am to tigergirl10
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Or losers to waste money seeing them.
Many of them will let you do much more than just see them
Posted on 6/10/21 at 5:50 am to MrLSU
More like Only Fans stole their A squads
Posted on 6/10/21 at 5:55 am to GeauxWrek
Are conventions back in town yet? Major sporting events and shite like that?
Nobody is dropping cash like the corporate VP who got a week away from his wife on the company dime. Either that or the rep from the chemical company trying to get that VP to but his shite.
Nobody is dropping cash like the corporate VP who got a week away from his wife on the company dime. Either that or the rep from the chemical company trying to get that VP to but his shite.
Posted on 6/10/21 at 5:57 am to MrLSU
And I thought New Orleans level stripper quality couldn't get worse.
Posted on 6/10/21 at 6:13 am to MrLSU
They can get paid more being at home on Instagram
Seems like a fair business decision
Seems like a fair business decision
Posted on 6/10/21 at 6:46 am to MrLSU
$1k? Lol
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