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Strange question for the OT about my new house.

Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:12 pm
Posted by Trump_Hands
P-Ville LA
Member since Sep 2019
229 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:12 pm
So about 6 months ago I bought a house from a seemingly normal couple in a nice part of town. The first week I moved in I found a brand new iPhone with nothing on it besides a few text messages regarding the couple who sold me the house. So I know it was not their phone. Then, the other day I found a gun in the closet. There was absolutely nothing else left in the house besides those two items. Anyone else find this strange? Who leaves this kind of stuff behind?
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
5162 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:13 pm to
I would be thanking them for the free phone and gun but I try not to look a gift horse in the mouth.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67002 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:13 pm to
Next, you'll find a severed head in the attic.

It's a sign, and not a good one
Posted by Kvothe
Member since Sep 2016
2101 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:13 pm to
You’re about to take the fall for someone smarter than you
Posted by southernelite
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2009
53568 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:13 pm to
You gonna die
Posted by schatman
Montana
Member since Nov 2018
2958 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:13 pm to
That's Jody's gun and iPhone.
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:14 pm to
Drop house bro. You gonna be receiving a package soon from Sinaloa Mexico
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139229 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:15 pm to
What kind of gun?
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21814 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

Then, the other day I found a gun in the closet.


.....and immediately lost it on your next fishing trip.
F'ing rookies....
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
10671 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:15 pm to
You're being framed.
Posted by Captain Crackysack
Member since Oct 2017
2231 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:15 pm to
I'd figure out what days that phone was active and start suring up an alibi
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:16 pm to
Was the iPhone not password protected? And it had nothing on it? Where was it found?


What type of gun?
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
7031 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:16 pm to
And now your prints are on both of them....
Posted by Tiger985
Member since Nov 2006
7777 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

Then, the other day I found a gun in the closet.


Start looking for the money and skip town

Someone will be coming for it soon.
Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
9593 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:17 pm to
This sounds like the start of a David Fincher movie.
This post was edited on 3/10/20 at 12:23 pm
Posted by Trump_Hands
P-Ville LA
Member since Sep 2019
229 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:18 pm to
ruger gp100
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17207 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:18 pm to
I want to believe you, but this reeks of bullshite.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11676 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:18 pm to
So first text the other person that was texting about previous owners. If you can establish that it’s a woman, start flirting. Get her to send you nudes. Then download the nudes and post them on here. And if anyone gives you any shite over any of this, don’t worry, you have a gun.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
73244 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

So first text the other person that was texting about previous owners. If you can establish that it’s a woman, start flirting. Get her to send you nudes. Then download the nudes and post them on here. And if anyone gives you any shite over any of this, don’t worry, you have a gun.


This is the correct response
Posted by Del Devereaux
West Hollywood, CA
Member since Dec 2011
873 posts
Posted on 3/10/20 at 12:19 pm to
Do you, by chance, frequent the dark web?
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