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re: Storage auctions - wins auction, finds 25 pounds of cocaine inside, calls police

Posted on 8/11/26 at 10:24 am to
Posted by TimeOutdoors
LA
Member since Sep 2014
13833 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 10:24 am to
quote:

Look at em! All proud and smiling like they actually did something more than showing up.


You mean like knowing one or more people might have been saved from an overdose? That would make me smile as well.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
15214 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 10:34 am to
I’d let that female cop handcuff and get on top of me
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
83393 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

He actually found 26 but only reported 25 to the police.


He found 50 and reported 40 to the police. The captain confirmed that the responding officers found 30. They announced 25 at the press conference.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
60690 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 12:39 pm to
All that coke but no cash?

Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20638 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

Look at em! All proud and smiling like they actually did something more than showing up.



Exactly my first thought. It's not like they cornered a crew of a Columbian Cartel and made the bust. They got called out to a damn storage unit with coke in it................
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
64346 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 1:08 pm to


OK, so he got the Blow, did he get any Hookers as reward?
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
54302 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

2,1


The dawg and the tall ginger baw? Kinky
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
92349 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 1:10 pm to
quote:


Female cop isn't tall enough to ride any rides at Six Flags.


Demoralize police and lower standards.


We all suffer.


Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
11004 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 3:18 pm to
1. I wouldn't have called the police
2. I would have done everything to change my registered name for the auction.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
23143 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

Someone, somewhere, is as dead as Elvis over that. Could you imagine losing 25 POUNDS of coke because you didn't pay the storage bill?



Or they were already killed -

Or as someone else said, deported.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
36923 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 4:37 pm to
“Oh my God! There must be 50lbs of cocaine I’m here!”

“Wait till the Sarge hears about the 40llbs of coke we found!”

“Hello….Sarge! Guess what, we found 25lbs of cocaine!”
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
38978 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 4:41 pm to
Roughly 11 kilos. Someone is not happy.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
57005 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 4:46 pm to
quote:



What would anyone need with 20 lbs of booger sugar?


Hookers and more hookers
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
74333 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 5:29 pm to
Prayers for the hacked-up storage unit renter.
Posted by CuyahogaTigerJr
Northeast ohio
Member since Aug 2018
2400 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 5:31 pm to
What an idiot
Posted by 4shore
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
116 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 5:32 pm to
So.... We are not going to talk about the possible amount of cash that was in there????
Posted by LongHornHandy
Member since Jul 2024
652 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 5:35 pm to
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You mean like knowing one or more people might have been saved from an overdose? That would make me smile as well.


That’s amazing that you can see this and be hopeful.

I see 25 pounds of abandoned cocaine and realize just how fricked we are if they just leave this laying around as it’s nothing in the grand scheme
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85999 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 5:57 pm to
Bet that chick cop is a freak. You know she uses handcuffs
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
62088 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 6:02 pm to
quote:

She needs to get in the kitchen and make a damn sammich.
maybe beans and rice are more her style
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50313 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 6:02 pm to
Dude is probably already dead and told no one what was in the storage.
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