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re: Steve Jobs's daughter Eve is pretty good looking

Posted on 10/3/25 at 6:07 pm to
Posted by PabloSmash
Kane-Tuck-Eeee
Member since Sep 2018
206 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 6:07 pm to
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Horse stuff is a red flag


You ever slept with a horse girl? Ranks up there with gymnasts
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
3567 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 6:16 pm to
Pretty mid. Someone take that poor girl to a buffet and let's get some meat on those bones!
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
33792 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 7:44 pm to
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who also competes in equestrian


The idea this is a sport is ridiculous.

The horse does everything.

If you can afford a high level horse, you too can be a world champion.
Posted by adavis
North of I-10
Member since Aug 2007
5927 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 8:10 pm to
Nicely done
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
18795 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 8:38 pm to
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
69010 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 8:59 pm to
Does she have a dick,


Things that must be asked in 2025.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119944 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 9:00 pm to
Very pretty girl. I bet she is nuts.
Posted by w5oer
Pride, LA
Member since Sep 2010
138 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

pretty girl, but probably a leftist loon. Would wife for a night only.


I can fix her!
Posted by w5oer
Pride, LA
Member since Sep 2010
138 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

You ever slept with a horse girl? Ranks up there with gymnasts


I can confirm. I dated a barrel racer right out of high school.

Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
22581 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 9:32 pm to
Can someone please summarize the clever “Jobs” they’ve tasked this young lady with?
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1071 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 9:33 pm to
I would walk over 5 miles of broken glass barefoot just to hear her piss in a tin cup over the phone.
Posted by GeauxGutsy
Member since Jul 2017
5845 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 9:35 pm to
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pretty girl, but probably a leftist loon.


For that money, even if she was ugly, I’d live a lie.
Posted by w5oer
Pride, LA
Member since Sep 2010
138 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 9:43 pm to
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I thought her name was lisa


Lisa is Steve Job's daughter that he had out of wedlock around the time Apple was being formed in the garage back in the late 70's. He wouldn't even acknowledge paternity for several years, although he did name the failed Apple Lisa computer after her.

Eve is the daughter that Steve Jobs had with the woman he was eventually married to, hence Lisa and Eve are half-sisters. The widow is the one who inherited all of Steve's wealth.

If I remember from Steve Job's biography, Lisa was left a flat $20 million, and the widow got the remaining $10 billion.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19416 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 10:52 pm to
She is actually fine
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66909 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 11:34 pm to
That molding in the background is so late 20th century
Posted by NCaddoTigerfan
Member since Aug 2021
670 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:32 am to
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
22085 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:00 am to
Mighty good looking but I am going out on a limb here and bet she is batshit crazy…
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14762 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:15 am to
Is this the one Jobs acknowledged or completely ignored. He was a genius but also a piece of shite person.
Posted by Wraytex
San Antonio - Gonzales
Member since Jun 2020
3428 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:46 am to
One problem besides not liking your family and friends, she might want them all dead too, depending on how far she fell from the tree.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
58555 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:51 am to
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Is this the one Jobs acknowledged or completely ignored. He was a genius but also a piece of shite person.


Acknowledged. Lisa Brennan is the one that Jobs denied being the father
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