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re: State Senator Filmed Urinating On Himself During DUI Arrest

Posted on 12/5/24 at 11:20 am to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
67232 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 11:20 am to
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OK, he was drunk but....how many 77 year old men can pass this test even when sober?

Average life expectancy is 78 but a year before that we expect you to be as nimble as a 6th grader?


I'll go one further on this. The field sobriety test is racist towards unathletic and uncoordinated white people.
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
2731 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 11:20 am to
quote:

OK, he was drunk but....how many 77 year old men


Never ever take ANY test. They are designed for you to fail. There is no passing
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
20979 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 11:24 am to
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Never answer questions. Never take the test.

Hand them your license and registration, don't say a word and deal with the consequences with your attorney later.



Exactly. If this guy was a lawyer, then he would have known that. Wait a second. He graduated from Memphis Law School in 1977...Nevermind.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
87184 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 11:26 am to
Still a state senator at 77?
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 11:50 am to
quote:

Never answer questions. Never take the test.

Hand them your license and registration, don't say a word and deal with the consequences with your attorney later.

This guy gets it.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
20792 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 11:54 am to
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
19309 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 12:05 pm to
You went way back for the Normand Robinson, could have kept it more relevant with Jarred Brossett's DUI when he "spilled his drink" after crashing his city issued car.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
30109 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 12:12 pm to
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You went way back for the Normand Robinson, could have kept it more relevant with Jarred Brossett's DUI when he "spilled his drink" after crashing his city issued car.



I still think Normand Robinson pulling out his dick and pissing in front the cops is hilarious...
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4616 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 12:30 pm to
Great defense.
Posted by Sal Minio
17th Street Canal
Member since Sep 2006
4311 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

I mean, we've all been here before so...




Miss Hathaway hasn't.
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
129249 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 12:47 pm to
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Still a state senator at 77?

There was apparently a point in time where was running unopposed.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102593 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 12:51 pm to
Mall walking uniform is on point.
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
2646 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

Who leaked this photo?

Photo is public. The pants are leaked.

quote:

Who leaked in this photo?

Fify
This post was edited on 12/5/24 at 12:54 pm
Posted by CobraCommander83
Member since Feb 2017
12002 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 12:56 pm to
Posted by A12 Oxcart
On the float out in the Belt
Member since Dec 2022
813 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

Never answer questions. Never take the test.

Hand them your license and registration, don't say a word and deal with the consequences with your attorney later.
How about don't be a fricking moron and put yourself in that position in the first place?
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10112 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 1:17 pm to
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pulled over by a Georgia State trooper


Georgia State Patrol has that effect on lots of people.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14384 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 1:56 pm to
Why the hell do you want to be a state senator at 77 years old???

fricking boomers need to RETIRE for Gods sake.
Posted by Poohbear8487
Member since May 2015
993 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:17 pm to
From what I was told about him last year from people who know him, he was really sick last year. Its been a while since I was told about him, but I am pretty sure he has cancer or is in remission.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34970 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:40 pm to
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Hand them your license and registration, don't say a word and deal with the consequences with your attorney later.


"Tell you what, hoss, I'm not gonna do it..."

"I'm not as nimble as I used to be, and hell, I may or may not be a little drunk, I don't frickin' know..."
Posted by USAFTiger42
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2016
3468 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:51 pm to
I'm surprised people haven't tried to change the field sobriety test to make it less predatory. I don't plan on being a drunk test professional but seems bullshite to me.
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