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re: State Senator Filmed Urinating On Himself During DUI Arrest
Posted on 12/5/24 at 11:20 am to AUFANATL
Posted on 12/5/24 at 11:20 am to AUFANATL
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OK, he was drunk but....how many 77 year old men can pass this test even when sober?
Average life expectancy is 78 but a year before that we expect you to be as nimble as a 6th grader?
I'll go one further on this. The field sobriety test is racist towards unathletic and uncoordinated white people.
Posted on 12/5/24 at 11:20 am to AUFANATL
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OK, he was drunk but....how many 77 year old men
Never ever take ANY test. They are designed for you to fail. There is no passing
Posted on 12/5/24 at 11:24 am to Clyde Tipton
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Never answer questions. Never take the test.
Hand them your license and registration, don't say a word and deal with the consequences with your attorney later.
Exactly. If this guy was a lawyer, then he would have known that. Wait a second. He graduated from Memphis Law School in 1977...Nevermind.
Posted on 12/5/24 at 11:26 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Still a state senator at 77? 

Posted on 12/5/24 at 11:50 am to Clyde Tipton
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Never answer questions. Never take the test.
Hand them your license and registration, don't say a word and deal with the consequences with your attorney later.
This guy gets it.
Posted on 12/5/24 at 12:05 pm to Hangover Haven
You went way back for the Normand Robinson, could have kept it more relevant with Jarred Brossett's DUI when he "spilled his drink" after crashing his city issued car.
Posted on 12/5/24 at 12:12 pm to Weekend Warrior79
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You went way back for the Normand Robinson, could have kept it more relevant with Jarred Brossett's DUI when he "spilled his drink" after crashing his city issued car.
I still think Normand Robinson pulling out his dick and pissing in front the cops is hilarious...

Posted on 12/5/24 at 12:30 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Great defense.
Posted on 12/5/24 at 12:39 pm to bad93ex
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I mean, we've all been here before so...
Miss Hathaway hasn't.
Posted on 12/5/24 at 12:47 pm to TT9
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Still a state senator at 77?
There was apparently a point in time where was running unopposed.
Posted on 12/5/24 at 12:51 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Mall walking uniform is on point.
Posted on 12/5/24 at 12:52 pm to LSUtoBOOT
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Who leaked this photo?
Photo is public. The pants are leaked.
quote:
Who leaked in this photo?
Fify
This post was edited on 12/5/24 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 12/5/24 at 1:07 pm to Clyde Tipton
quote:How about don't be a fricking moron and put yourself in that position in the first place?
Never answer questions. Never take the test.
Hand them your license and registration, don't say a word and deal with the consequences with your attorney later.
Posted on 12/5/24 at 1:17 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
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pulled over by a Georgia State trooper
Georgia State Patrol has that effect on lots of people.
Posted on 12/5/24 at 1:56 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Why the hell do you want to be a state senator at 77 years old???
fricking boomers need to RETIRE for Gods sake.
fricking boomers need to RETIRE for Gods sake.
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:17 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
From what I was told about him last year from people who know him, he was really sick last year. Its been a while since I was told about him, but I am pretty sure he has cancer or is in remission.
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:40 pm to Clyde Tipton
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Hand them your license and registration, don't say a word and deal with the consequences with your attorney later.
"Tell you what, hoss, I'm not gonna do it..."
"I'm not as nimble as I used to be, and hell, I may or may not be a little drunk, I don't frickin' know..."
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:51 pm to ChatGPT of LA
I'm surprised people haven't tried to change the field sobriety test to make it less predatory. I don't plan on being a drunk test professional but seems bullshite to me.
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