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Posted on 4/4/22 at 4:35 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
Hip hop hurray, Ho.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 4:38 pm to CAD703X
So she waited an hour for him to finish before telling someone about it? 
It just would have been funnier if he was approached while in the act. I guess ole girl was scared to get shot by that tartar sauce bullet.
It just would have been funnier if he was approached while in the act. I guess ole girl was scared to get shot by that tartar sauce bullet.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 5:22 pm to OweO
Clean up on aisle 11
Posted on 4/4/22 at 6:51 pm to RLDSC FAN
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the female witness was seated in seat 11E,” the complaint states. “Shortly after taking off, and while the aircraft was in the air, McGarity exposed his penis by pulling down his pants and shorts and began masturbating.”
When the female seated next to him noticed the lewd behavior, she began taking pictures of McGarity. When he fell asleep after masturbating for roughly an hour, the female passenger told a crew member about what she had witnessed and was allowed to move to another seat.
So she kindly watched him and took pics/videos for an entire hour. But only then was distributed enough that she had to move.
I don't buy that at all. 100% she helped give him a handy, and may have even given him a bj as well. She only asked to move seats after he got it in her hair.
S/o to the man. Pulling your penis out to start jacking off in front of a woman, without the woman immediately punching you in the face and running away to call the cops on you. That probably has about a 1 in a million chance of happening.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 6:53 pm to tigerfan84
Those hangover gifs are perfect
Posted on 4/4/22 at 6:55 pm to RLDSC FAN
Wait, wut? She waited an hour to report it?
Posted on 4/4/22 at 7:07 pm to RLDSC FAN
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When the female seated next to him noticed the lewd behavior, she began taking pictures of McGarity. When he fell asleep after masturbating for roughly an hour, the female passenger told a crew member about what she had witnessed and was allowed to move to another seat.
This doesn’t seem like the normal reaction to a situation like this.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 7:16 pm to RLDSC FAN
I had a roommate that was a sleep masturbater. No, that's what I told him when he caught me.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 7:17 pm to Ajo Devil
Posted on 4/4/22 at 7:31 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
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Let me get this straight. Woman watches a man masturbate for an hour, and takes pictures. Only after does she tell the attendant?
Once this gets out she will never live down her reputation as a tease.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 8:48 pm to cajunangelle
Byrne and Morrissey? Really??
This story gets weirder by the post.
This story gets weirder by the post.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 10:41 pm to RLDSC FAN
Do you need a partner to join the Mile High club?
Posted on 4/4/22 at 10:58 pm to RLDSC FAN
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“Shortly after taking off, and while the aircraft was in the air, McGarity exposed his penis by pulling down his pants and shorts and began masturbating.”
Why was this weirdo wearing pants AND shorts?
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:02 pm to RLDSC FAN
So he jerked for the entire flight? Seems like the female passenger kinda liked 
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:04 pm to RLDSC FAN
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MCGARITY advised he asked the female witness if she minded if he masturbates
Are we sure this isn't Louis CK?
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:11 pm to Tortious
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That's rather impressive. He should just get a warning.
He should get a medal
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:12 pm to Reservoir dawg
She should have been charged extra for the in-flight entertainment package
Posted on 4/4/22 at 11:21 pm to Icansee4miles
What a great thread.
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