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Sounds like Artie Lange might have the corona virus

Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:45 am
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:45 am
or cocaine problems.

quote:

Artie Lange has canceled his upcoming performance at the Hanover Theatre scheduled for March 14.

The 52-year-old comedian canceled the show for “personal reasons,” the Hanover informed ticket holders Tuesday morning via email.

“Refunds will be issued at the point of purchase and processed by the box office over the next few days and may take up to 10 additional business days to reflect on your statement depending on your bank’s processing times,” the email stated.



Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:46 am to
Coronavirus is the least of his worries.

It might actually improve his health
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
32623 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:47 am to
Off topic I got lost down a YouTube rabbit hole and ended up listening to hours of Artie vs. Eric the Midget a few weeks back while doing work. That was some really good shite.

Prayers to Artie. I'm amazed he's made it this long and last I saw he had really turned his life around.
This post was edited on 3/13/20 at 7:48 am
Posted by ProjectP2294
West St. Louis County
Member since May 2007
79657 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:47 am to
If Lange has Corona, it's the most concrete evidence yet that cocaine doesn't kill the virus.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32445 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:48 am to
If snorting heroin is now called corona virus than you are likely correct.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76141 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:51 am to
The past year has probably been the healthiest, or at least the cleanest, he has been in more than two decades. I would suspect with his past and whatever current health issues he has as a result, he is a person more susceptible to the virus.
Here's to hoping it is more out of an abundance of caution than anything else.
Posted by texasmason
Dallas
Member since Apr 2019
1300 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:52 am to
quote:

Sounds like Artie Lange might have the corona virus by Jimmy2shoes


What does he not have? He is the next Charlie Sheen.

Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22345 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:53 am to
quote:

Sounds like Artie Lange doesn't want corona virus because he is 50+ and has done more damage to his body than most 80 year olds


FIFY
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
57304 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:55 am to
I thought he had already passed away after the Stern show.
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
6367 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:59 am to
Coronavirus probably wants no part of that host
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141210 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:00 am to
Who cares.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13527 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:04 am to
quote:

Off topic I got lost down a YouTube rabbit hole and ended up listening to hours of Artie vs. Eric the Midget a few weeks back while doing work. That was some really good shite.

"Eric, why did you eat that bat and start spreading the coronavirus?"

You fat frick, I didn't eat a bat and spread the corona---virus.

Ack ack.
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143780 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:05 am to
So I’m in a hotel room in jersey... it’s me and Doug stanhope. We’re shooting heroin all night. My bookie comes by because I owe him ten grand from the Yankee game a week ago. Next think you know, I wake up in Bellevue three weeks later keep a bottle of jack in one hand and a meatbawl sub in the other.

Oh yeah, frick Howard.


I think I just covered everyone of Artie’s stories in 4 sentences.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:08 am to
quote:

or cocaine problems.
Ummm, this?
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
16213 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:14 am to
He was really good playing himself in HBO’s “Crashing.” He repeatedly let the main character down because of his addictions.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66897 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:16 am to
quote:

or cocaine problems.

No way.

Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76141 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:18 am to
quote:

So I’m in a hotel room in jersey... it’s me and Doug stanhope.

This opening sentence is both interesting and terrifying.
It could be either the origin of corona or the discovery of a cure.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34797 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:38 am to
Artie Lang is an anomaly.... Fattest cocaine abuser on earth...

I thought that dude died years ago...
This post was edited on 3/13/20 at 8:39 am
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:40 am to
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30505 posts
Posted on 3/13/20 at 9:04 am to
Fat out of shape people are in the danger zone.

Artie better stay at the house.
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