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Sounds like Artie Lange might have the corona virus
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:45 am
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:45 am
or cocaine problems.
quote:
Artie Lange has canceled his upcoming performance at the Hanover Theatre scheduled for March 14.
The 52-year-old comedian canceled the show for “personal reasons,” the Hanover informed ticket holders Tuesday morning via email.
“Refunds will be issued at the point of purchase and processed by the box office over the next few days and may take up to 10 additional business days to reflect on your statement depending on your bank’s processing times,” the email stated.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:46 am to Jimmy2shoes
Coronavirus is the least of his worries.
It might actually improve his health
It might actually improve his health
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:47 am to Jimmy2shoes
Off topic I got lost down a YouTube rabbit hole and ended up listening to hours of Artie vs. Eric the Midget a few weeks back while doing work. That was some really good shite.
Prayers to Artie. I'm amazed he's made it this long and last I saw he had really turned his life around.
Prayers to Artie. I'm amazed he's made it this long and last I saw he had really turned his life around.
This post was edited on 3/13/20 at 7:48 am
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:47 am to Jimmy2shoes
If Lange has Corona, it's the most concrete evidence yet that cocaine doesn't kill the virus.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:48 am to Jimmy2shoes
If snorting heroin is now called corona virus than you are likely correct.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:51 am to BCMCubs
The past year has probably been the healthiest, or at least the cleanest, he has been in more than two decades. I would suspect with his past and whatever current health issues he has as a result, he is a person more susceptible to the virus.
Here's to hoping it is more out of an abundance of caution than anything else.
Here's to hoping it is more out of an abundance of caution than anything else.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:52 am to Jimmy2shoes
quote:
Sounds like Artie Lange might have the corona virus by Jimmy2shoes
What does he not have? He is the next Charlie Sheen.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:53 am to Jimmy2shoes
quote:
Sounds like Artie Lange doesn't want corona virus because he is 50+ and has done more damage to his body than most 80 year olds
FIFY
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:55 am to Jimmy2shoes
I thought he had already passed away after the Stern show.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:59 am to Jimmy2shoes
Coronavirus probably wants no part of that host
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:04 am to AHM21
quote:
Off topic I got lost down a YouTube rabbit hole and ended up listening to hours of Artie vs. Eric the Midget a few weeks back while doing work. That was some really good shite.
"Eric, why did you eat that bat and start spreading the coronavirus?"
You fat frick, I didn't eat a bat and spread the corona---virus.
Ack ack.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:05 am to Jimmy2shoes
So I’m in a hotel room in jersey... it’s me and Doug stanhope. We’re shooting heroin all night. My bookie comes by because I owe him ten grand from the Yankee game a week ago. Next think you know, I wake up in Bellevue three weeks later keep a bottle of jack in one hand and a meatbawl sub in the other.
Oh yeah, frick Howard.
I think I just covered everyone of Artie’s stories in 4 sentences.
Oh yeah, frick Howard.
I think I just covered everyone of Artie’s stories in 4 sentences.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:08 am to Jimmy2shoes
quote:Ummm, this?
or cocaine problems.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:14 am to Jimmy2shoes
He was really good playing himself in HBO’s “Crashing.” He repeatedly let the main character down because of his addictions.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:16 am to Jimmy2shoes
quote:No way.
or cocaine problems.

Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:18 am to Elleshoe
quote:
So I’m in a hotel room in jersey... it’s me and Doug stanhope.
This opening sentence is both interesting and terrifying.
It could be either the origin of corona or the discovery of a cure.
Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:38 am to blueboy
Artie Lang is an anomaly.... Fattest cocaine abuser on earth...
I thought that dude died years ago...
I thought that dude died years ago...
This post was edited on 3/13/20 at 8:39 am
Posted on 3/13/20 at 9:04 am to Jimmy2shoes
Fat out of shape people are in the danger zone.
Artie better stay at the house.
Artie better stay at the house.
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