So this little 17 year old girl just asked me to borrow my phone at the park...ETA

She said she needed to text her friend where she was. I assumed her phone was dead so I let her.

Turns out her parents took her phone, because they're "bullshite", on the verge of kicking her out, etc. We talk about how much parents suck when you're a teenager, etc. She asks if she can use instagram to message her friend, so I say yeah, just do it in the browser so I don't have to log out of mine.

Then she asks me for a ride to downtown austin. Obviously, I decline to have a 17 year old girl in my car, explain the legal liabilities, etc. She says ok, no worries. I tell her good luck, and I finish walking my dog. I'm pretty sure on my way back, she was still waiting, but I didn't really care at that point.

AFTER I get home...and my curiosity gets the best of me.

I can't help myself and decide to look at the browser history, and of course, dumbass teenage chick didn't log out of instagram.

It opens to the chat, and it's with some sleazy looking tejano dude. Typical teenage shite, drugs etc, and I'm pretty sure they're banging.

I ALSO have a feeling he doesn't know she's 17, because he keeps asking about her "roommate".

Now I'm really tempted to frick with both of them

So I say to you, WWTOTD?




ETA: Since most of you fricks are too lazy to read through the thread and just piling on at this point...

I clicked on the last thing to see if she logged out, but she didn't, and it took me directly to the chat. Saw some shite about adderall, him calling her baby, and her "roommate". I clicked on the dudes picture, and logged out. Then I thought, "I bet the OT would have had fun with that".

Six pages in, and only one poster understood the assignment.

Bullfrog wins the thread, the rest of yall suck

And who refuses to let someone borrow your phone? Peoples' phones die, it's a thing that happens. That's like saying "never help someone change a flat, because I saw a story on the internet once where someone got murdered doing that." Pussies.