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re: So this little 17 year old girl just asked me to borrow my phone at the park...ETA

Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:21 pm to
Posted by el duderino III
People's Republic of Austin
Member since Jul 2011
2384 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:21 pm to
Oh stop being dramatic.

I thought we would have fun with the concept and yall would throw out some funny responses, not actually do anything.

The OT is not what it once was.
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
11892 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:23 pm to
You sound really…..not smart lol
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71481 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:25 pm to
Doesn’t sound smart to stay logged in to a minors social media account. Not a lawyer so I guess live your best life.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12738 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:28 pm to
Posted by el duderino III
People's Republic of Austin
Member since Jul 2011
2384 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:28 pm to
my initial thought WAS to make sure she logged out of my browser. Yall are no fun.
Posted by jbird7
Central FL
Member since Jul 2020
5246 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:32 pm to
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why not tell him this chick is 17, and help a brother avoid jail


That’s why you don’t meet with sleeze ball chicks from the internet.

If he doesn’t know that by now, that’s his problem.
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 9:44 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166326 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:32 pm to
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Now I'm really tempted to frick with both of them


Boy if we removed the with
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11303 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:35 pm to
Tell the Tejano he’s about to be deported.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34785 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

why not tell him this chick is 17, and help a brother avoid jail


17 is legal bro let the baw do what he's gotta do

But who strikes up a conversation with some 17 year old girl and lets her use your phone like that. You don't sound any smarter than him
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 9:39 pm
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20152 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:38 pm to
How long until she turns 18?
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
23735 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

You some perv or something?

He’s thinking that she would have given him a hand job for $50, and he’s probably right.
Posted by el duderino III
People's Republic of Austin
Member since Jul 2011
2384 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

17 is legal bro let the baw do what he's gotta do

But who strikes up a conversation with some 17 year old girl and lets her use your phone like that. You don't sound any smarter than him


So if your 17 year old daughter pretending she was older was banging a 23 year old, that's totally cool with you? Baws gotta do what a baws gotta do?

And I didn't strike up a conversation with her, I had my headphones on and she walked up to me.

Some of yall are desperately judgmental, but I guess that's what the internet is for these days.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6468 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

Tell the Tejano he’s about to be deported.


But he won't be, as he almost certainly already has an anchor baby. And, Austin.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65746 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:48 pm to
el duderino III = dumbass
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4142 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:49 pm to
This might be creepier than Cher taking kidney shots from a 27 year old at 72
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56285 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:56 pm to
Insta the dude that you’re pregnant and your dad is loading magazines. And to please watch out for angry looking gringos because he said he doesn’t even care if he goes back to the pokey.

Then delete all that login shite and clear all your cookies.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131418 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:57 pm to
I had a roommate in Power dorms when I was 17.
Posted by el duderino III
People's Republic of Austin
Member since Jul 2011
2384 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:09 pm to
quote:

Insta the dude that you’re pregnant and your dad is loading magazines. And to please watch out for angry looking gringos because he said he doesn’t even care if he goes back to the pokey.
This is the way.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25686 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:10 pm to
This is a good way to wind up in prison or have her father or boyfriend waiting on you with a tire iron (or worse) next time you take out the trash.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56285 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:12 pm to
Did you ever forget your door punch code and his have to hang until your roomy came back?
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