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Posted on 7/15/19 at 1:05 pm to Langland
Just help her. You might get to accidentally see her panties.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 1:09 pm to Langland
quote:
I don't think I'm gonna reply to her last text. It pissed me off pretty bad. At this point she will have to send a pussy pic, tit pics or offer the BJ before I reply. And I will post those pics.
Those would all be good pics, but hell a face pic works just fine
Posted on 7/15/19 at 1:31 pm to Langland
You have zero reason to be mad at her. She asked you to help her move. You began the shuck and jive routine, hinting this and that. Then you said you would help her move. With this promise, you have obligated yourself.
During the move, tell her she has a nice arse and ask if she has been hitting the gym. A smile lets you know you're in. A cold response let's you know you are just the moving boy. If she goes cold on you, find a pair of her panties and put them on your head. Tell her you are Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.
If she is still cold, she will be creeped out and your days of doing chores for her are over. Either way, you win.
During the move, tell her she has a nice arse and ask if she has been hitting the gym. A smile lets you know you're in. A cold response let's you know you are just the moving boy. If she goes cold on you, find a pair of her panties and put them on your head. Tell her you are Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.
If she is still cold, she will be creeped out and your days of doing chores for her are over. Either way, you win.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 1:34 pm to Langland
If you're willing to do it for some sexual favor, make certain you get that before you move one box.
How old is this woman?
How old is this woman?
Posted on 7/15/19 at 2:17 pm to Langland
This will be one of those things you always remember as an "I should have just said No to moments"
Posted on 7/15/19 at 2:30 pm to Hangit
"I'm great at putting my stuff in boxes, FYI"
Posted on 7/15/19 at 2:48 pm to Pettifogger
quote:
"I'm great at putting my stuff in boxes, FYI"
I can't imagine what would be wrong with saying "Look, I've kind of had a thing for you for a while now, but nothing you are asking me to do, is what I'm actually interested in."
If she acts shocked, appalled, or disgusted at that point, GTFO.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 2:58 pm to Langland
Be sure to update us when your lady friend or one of her friends stumbles on this thread
quote:
Thanks everyone for helping me think this thru. I'm NOT going to reply to her last text. Hopefully she is feeling stupid about it, but somehow I doubt it. She's going to have to text me with something that makes sense and doesn't piss me off before I reply. If she doesn't contact me again, then good. I'll probably end up helping her move, if it's from Wed afternoon to Friday, but I'm going to make this difficult for her. I'm willing to make her cry. I want her to think of anyone besides me the next time around. If she tries to contact me thru my parents, then that's really gonna piss me off. That would be a 100% guarantee of me not helping her. And I hope she tries it.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 3:11 pm to Pepperoni
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This post was edited on 10/27/20 at 10:46 pm
Posted on 7/15/19 at 3:30 pm to Kramer26
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Just post her number and the OT will move her stuff
I thought OT etiquette requires pics first
Posted on 7/15/19 at 5:26 pm to Geauxtiga
I wouldn't let the fantasy of her going through all this just to bang sway your decision.
If she's never in touch with you, never expressed interest in the past, and nothing drastic changed in her life like a divorce then chances are she's not looking for a quickie.
Sounds to be like she just doesn't want to pay a mover and don't want to ask her parents for the money.
If she's never in touch with you, never expressed interest in the past, and nothing drastic changed in her life like a divorce then chances are she's not looking for a quickie.
Sounds to be like she just doesn't want to pay a mover and don't want to ask her parents for the money.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 5:30 pm to Pepperoni
So much better could have been done with this. Shame on OP
This post was edited on 7/15/19 at 5:33 pm
Posted on 7/15/19 at 5:39 pm to OysterPoBoy
quote:
Just help her. You might get to accidentally see her panties.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 6:18 pm to fr33manator
This seems to be ending about as meh as Game of Thrones.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 6:36 pm to Methuselah
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This seems to be ending about as meh as Game of Thrones.
OP showing up to that woman's house thinking he's in for a quickie...
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Posted on 7/15/19 at 6:55 pm to Langland
Posted on 7/15/19 at 6:55 pm to Langland
This thread is a glaring indication that there are a lot of dudes who believe p0rn is an accurate reflection of reality.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 7:02 pm to StupidBinder
quote:Porn? lol Two single people of opposite gender phucking is very natural, and healthy.
This thread is a glaring indication that there are a lot of dudes who believe p0rn is an accurate reflection of reality.
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