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re: Small talk while you're getting your hair cut
Posted on 10/8/16 at 1:01 am to Geauxdhan08
Posted on 10/8/16 at 1:01 am to Geauxdhan08
All female hair stylist are fricking crazy. All have kids, none are married. There is guaranteed mega drama if it's mostly women cutting hair, and they're not afraid to talk to random strangers about it.
I made a damn near fatal mistake of dating a very attractive hair stylist once. Take my advice and do not fricking do it. Do not fricking do it.
I made a damn near fatal mistake of dating a very attractive hair stylist once. Take my advice and do not fricking do it. Do not fricking do it.
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Posted on 10/8/16 at 1:05 am to Geauxdhan08
I like to close my eyes and try to doze and relax. Esp if I catch a good buzz beforehand.
Posted on 10/8/16 at 7:23 am to Geauxdhan08
I feel the same way. I am not planning on being friends with the person who cuts my hair, especially since I will possibly never see that person again. Id rather just sit there and veg while they focus on doing a good job.
Posted on 10/8/16 at 8:17 am to Geauxdhan08
I enjoy the small talk with my stylist, been going to her for about 5 years now and we have a lot in common.
Posted on 10/8/16 at 8:34 am to Geauxdhan08
Doesn't take a highly evolved set of social skills to make small talk for the length of time it takes to get a haircut.
Posted on 10/8/16 at 10:10 am to WhiskeyDick
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All female hair stylist are fricking crazy. All have kids, none are married. There is guaranteed mega drama if it's mostly women cutting hair, and they're not afraid to talk to random strangers about it.
This is a fact. And they're always rubbing a titty against you or leaning their pussy against your shoulder. I'm not complaining, just observing. These hoes cutting hair are nuts.
Posted on 10/8/16 at 10:30 am to otowntiger
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I feel the same way. I am not planning on being friends with the person who cuts my hair, especially since I will possibly never see that person again. Id rather just sit there and veg while they focus on doing a good job.
I had the same barber for 25 years until he passed away early last year. He was a great guy to talk to and shoot the shite with while getting a cut. He has been hard to replace. Having a good, reliable barber is one of those little things in life that you don't appreciate until it's gone.
Posted on 10/8/16 at 10:35 am to Geauxdhan08
There is a chain around here that is growing in the midwest that is kind of a Hooter's haircut place called Lady Jane's. There are a few gems, but the talent is generally trashy, which is whatever. But, I've found that I'd rather shoot the shite with some dirtbag barber than awkward small talk with these bimbos.
Posted on 10/8/16 at 10:36 am to Geauxdhan08
The girls that cut my hair are all super hot so I talk as much as possible
But yes, hairstlyists are all insane.
But yes, hairstlyists are all insane.
This post was edited on 10/8/16 at 10:37 am
Posted on 10/8/16 at 10:37 am to Geauxdhan08
My barber is a coon hunting, Clemson fan who tells dirty jokes. I not only get my haircut but I'm entertained as well. 
Posted on 10/8/16 at 10:38 am to Geauxdhan08
I usually try to tell a story, like the time I was making a move on a married chick and I was on her like a bitch. Most of the time I just kiss them, you know grab em in the pussy
Posted on 10/8/16 at 11:22 am to MorbidTheClown
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i like when they rub their tits on me.
That's why I make the small talk.
Posted on 10/8/16 at 1:45 pm to Geauxdhan08
I tell the SuperCuts girl the tip is bigger if she doesn't talk to me while cutting.
Bonus if her fingers don't smell like smoke!
Bonus if her fingers don't smell like smoke!
Posted on 10/9/16 at 5:31 am to vuvuzela
Nm
This post was edited on 10/9/16 at 5:33 am
Posted on 10/9/16 at 6:50 am to Geauxdhan08
It is amazing that OP doesn't know that they're called barbers
Posted on 10/9/16 at 8:50 am to Geauxdhan08
My wife gives me my haircuts; I just get my head shaved once a month so there is no small talk, I just listen.
When I was a kid I would go with my grandfather sometimes to this old-school barber in Covington. Always a group of old coots sitting around talking about killing Japs and Nazis and grabbing pussy.
When I was a kid I would go with my grandfather sometimes to this old-school barber in Covington. Always a group of old coots sitting around talking about killing Japs and Nazis and grabbing pussy.
Posted on 10/9/16 at 9:01 am to Geauxdhan08
Sometimes I feel like talking, sometimes I don't.
Last time I didn't, so I told her that I was going to take a nap, wake me when you're done. Closed my eyes.
May or may not have enjoyed my own little fantasy.
Last time I didn't, so I told her that I was going to take a nap, wake me when you're done. Closed my eyes.
May or may not have enjoyed my own little fantasy.
Posted on 10/9/16 at 9:03 am to Geauxdhan08
I like small talk , but I have shaved head (clippers) , so the barber can't really mess up.
Posted on 10/9/16 at 10:38 am to L5UT1ger
I get my haircut at the place in the Seinfeld episode. Just substitute Vietnamese for Korean. Very fast and all business. They may ask me what I am gonna do with my day off, but otherwise they are chattering in Vietnamese.
Posted on 10/9/16 at 1:28 pm to Geauxdhan08
I hate talking! I like to relax and enjoy someone messing with my head.
This post was edited on 10/9/16 at 1:29 pm
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