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re: Simple things you can’t seem to do right

Posted on 8/30/25 at 3:35 pm to
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31696 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 3:35 pm to
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I only learned it to nail the intro to Patience by Guns N Roses me.


Same here. I still whistle that tune more than any other.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52853 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 3:37 pm to
I'm a shitty knot tyer. I was in the Boy Scouts too.
Posted by Nephropidae
Brentwood
Member since Nov 2018
2721 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

Medium heat, add a teaspoon of water, cover, do not touch until yolk looks cloudy
sounds like a lot of work.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
18894 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 5:11 pm to
Not many flat-assed white dudes that can twerk, but it looks simple.
Posted by LAhinguarst
The Box
Member since Oct 2020
465 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 5:16 pm to
Ratchet Straps.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147703 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 5:23 pm to
Pulling just one single wet wipe out of the package. They always come out in multiples. My wife can just pull a single wipe out with ease, I don’t get it
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49636 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 5:28 pm to
Tie braid to flouracarbon
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38491 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 5:34 pm to
Put the PTO shaft back together quickly. End up with grease all over my hands.
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
10018 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 6:11 pm to
Fold fitted sheets. I think women use witchcraft to do it.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
2851 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

Simple things you can’t seem to do right


"Complete a forward pass." -Arch Manning
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
14513 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 6:26 pm to
Put it in the hole....or so I hear
Posted by White Bear
SPECULATION
Member since Jul 2014
17121 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 6:34 pm to
quote:

Running a nice and neat bead of caulk. I suck!
re-seal a cultured marble shower with about 100’ of joints and you’ll figure it out.
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
37630 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 6:43 pm to
Figure out which way to make the shower hotter and colder in a hotel on the first or even second try
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
5171 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 6:59 pm to
4’ putt
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
10533 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:40 pm to
Kick the fricking field goal.
This post was edited on 8/30/25 at 9:06 pm
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
70776 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

There are people that can't whistle ?


Ive spent literally thousands of hours trying. LOTS of commuting time working on it. I can still only manage a few pathetic sounding notes.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60564 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

Simple things you can’t seem to do right


Are you married?

If so the answer is simple.


EVERYTHING!
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
6093 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 8:59 pm to
Maintain an erection
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
34823 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

Cracking an egg. Seems like I’m fishing little pieces of shell out almost every morning


Glad I’m not the only one
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
13287 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

Fold fitted sheets.


I can actually do that... saw a Martha Stewart video on it years and years ago when I was in college... now I'm the fitted sheet folder in the house.
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