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re: Should we do this? Scientists ‘wake’ wooly mammoth cell -first step to bringing them back

Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:00 am to
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:00 am to
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We'd probably find out that they also breath fire, can't be hurt and grow to be 300 feet long and are now pissed. The one we did bring back would destroy us in days.





Posted by The Last Coco
On the water
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:02 am to
You'll never recreate a mammoth because part of what makes it a mammoth is being raised by and living with other mammoths. At best, you'd bring back something that genetically resembles a mammoth but with none of the social structure and environmental factors that actually make it a mammoth. Their feeding, breeding, and communication systems are permanently lost.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76770 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:03 am to
that's how it all starts. first there's oooooo! ahhh! then there's running and screaming
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
88410 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:05 am to
Jurassic Park was a good movie imo.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:12 am to
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B) They went extinct for a reason, right? What is that reason? Does that reason still exist?


I'm not arguing whether bringing back the wooly mammoth is a good idea or not, but I am questioning your reasoning above. There are many animals that have gone extinct due to man, thru many different processes such as overhunting, etc.

Since man is still around, do you think it is a bad idea to bring any of those back?
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
3501 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:14 am to
I vote we bring back John Wayne to kick some butt.
Posted by RedPants
GA
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Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:15 am to
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There will always be people who misuse knowledge but that shouldn't stop us seeking it.

- Eve before biting the apple
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76770 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:15 am to
imagine how many people just one of those things could feed !

mammoth filet for everyone !
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
21257 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:19 am to
We can’t even control shite like Lion fish, zebra mussels, wild hogs, and Asian carp. Not sire why anyone would want to do some stuff like this other than to put it in a zoo and poke it with needles for 100 years. And that’s just sad.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11676 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:23 am to
Have these people not seen Jurassic Park?
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11676 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:30 am to
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You'll never recreate a mammoth because part of what makes it a mammoth is being raised by and living with other mammoths. At best, you'd bring back something that genetically resembles a mammoth but with none of the social structure and environmental factors that actually make it a mammoth. Their feeding, breeding, and communication systems are permanently lost.


So it would be the "Pet Sematary" version of a mammoth?
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11422 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:32 am to
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So it would be the "Pet Sematary" version of a mammoth?



White Walker mammoth
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:32 am to


Hell yeah
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
135363 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:53 am to
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imagine how many people just one of those things could feed !

But do you first make a roux??
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76770 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:54 am to
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But do you first make a roux??


maybe for the mammoth gumbo?
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
135363 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:56 am to
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maybe for the mammoth gumbo?
Yes, along with 40 lbs. of Tony Chachere's.....
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76770 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 11:58 am to
how big of fences do i need to start the first mammoth ranch?
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
8605 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 12:00 pm to
When this goes sideways, and it will, I'm thinking new franchise... Mammoth Burgers as Big as Your Head!
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76770 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 12:03 pm to
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22476 posts
Posted on 3/12/19 at 12:04 pm to
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I’m for it if we get to eat them.


I'd eat a slice of mammoth. A little horseradish and au jus on the side.
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