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re: Shaq has a solution for folks spending $80+ each time they fill up gas

Posted on 3/8/22 at 4:43 pm to
Posted by TigerinATL
Member since Feb 2005
61449 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 4:43 pm to
What I can't figure out is if Shaq doesn't realize his math is bad, or if they are talking about 2 different things, managing cash flow vs. gas being expensive.

When Kenny said Who's on first
This post was edited on 3/8/22 at 4:45 pm
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 4:56 pm to
dr dumbass
Posted by Cutloose
Nela
Member since Mar 2019
33 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 4:58 pm to
Another trick is to put bigger wheels on the back end. Everyone knows that cars get better gas mileage when going downhill.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 4:58 pm to
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was hoping someone else caught that they just replayed it half an hour ago


Did they? Would love to hear it again. I heard the original on air at the time and was rolling.
Posted by 2BRKnot
Member since Jul 2020
384 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 5:02 pm to
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math are hard.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thank you. I needed that.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76198 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 5:05 pm to
Shaq just frickin around
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4181 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 5:05 pm to
That is hilarious. The way Shaq acts he was probably remembering what it is like to live week to week so he shared some budgeting advice and acted like a clown to make folks watch. He’s a good dude. Shaq for Prez
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9637 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 5:16 pm to
This is so stupid that it made my IQ drop - and I really like Shaq. This is the dumbest conversation I've ever heard.

"What's closer - the west coast or the moon"


This has to be a skit.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22399 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 5:18 pm to
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Imagine if sports were never invented.


I never really thought about this but holy shite.

Just imagine if there were all these MASSIVE idiots just sprinkled through regular society
This post was edited on 3/8/22 at 5:19 pm
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
28258 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 5:19 pm to
This is akin to the time Shaq questioned how long it would take to fly to the moon relative to how long it takes to fly from Atlanta to California. He figured it could be the same because he could walk outside in Atlanta and see the moon, but he couldn't see California

Still the best pre-game show around because you have two guys, Shaq and Barkley, who are COMPLETELY comfortable in their own skin and don't really give even the slightest of shits what people say about them or if they offend anyone.
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7312 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 5:35 pm to
It does make sense to fill up more often when gas prices are rising because you’ll pay less today than you will tomorrow. Also your dollar will go further today than it will tomorrow.
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22727 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 5:47 pm to
Reminder that Shaq has multiple "PhDs" from universities.

Go ahead parents, keep on burning $100K for your kids' college.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118969 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 5:52 pm to
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This is not a good look for LSU academics.


Do you think shaq even knows where the campus is?
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15251 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 6:12 pm to
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27070 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 6:17 pm to
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Do you think shaq even knows where the campus is?



GTFO. Shaq loves LSU. He knows where campus is as well as his monument next to the PMAC.
Posted by tigernnola
NOLA
Member since Sep 2016
3589 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 6:18 pm to
Shaq messin’ with him :-)
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 6:20 pm to

Outstanding
Posted by Quesadilla Superman
SELA
Member since Aug 2020
710 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 6:41 pm to
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People also need to realize that a lot of vehicles use fuel as a coolant for the fuel pump. If it gets below a 1/4 of a tank you lose that cooling factor.


Correct. I never let my tank get to a 1/4 tank. GM/ Chevy used to be notorious for how shitty their fuel pumps worked.

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don’t think shaq is saying that if you are spending $80 to fill up from empty that $20 on half is going to get you to full. It’s just going to get you closer to full and be less painful on your pocket.


Uh….huh?


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ETA: Never mind, I wasn’t listening the first time. Oof.


Yea, shite was so retarded you had to listen good to see what, how he was getting figures, lol. Shaq didn’t go to LSU for no school. I know he has his degree but I bet there’s know way possible he got past geometry. Pre Algebra, maybe. He seems like a good dude so don’t want to disparage him too much. I’m sure he excelled (passed) academically in other areas
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22151 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 6:50 pm to
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hey look....he never got paid because he was a smart man.

You do realize this is Shaq doing a schtick, right? The dude has a bachelor's, a master's, and a doctorate. Plus how many business ventures does the dude have? Shaq's a pretty smart guy, the persona is an act.
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 3/8/22 at 7:21 pm to
Shaq on that Steiner math
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