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re: Sex robots that 'breathe' using 'AI chest cavity' and walk set for release (NSFW)
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:46 pm to Tigerbait357
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:46 pm to Tigerbait357
They will also have to ability to call your phone while you are away to “see what you are doing”.
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Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:50 pm to rbWarEagle
Damn, his show is missed. Everything else today is shite.
Posted on 11/1/19 at 11:58 pm to jcaz
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They will also have to ability to call your phone while you are away to “see what you are doing”.
Guy: just hanging out with the guys, like I texted you earlier
Sex Robot: So what are all of you doing?
Guy: .... nothing
Sex Robot: You can't be doing nothing, you have to be doing something!
Guy: just kinda sitting here I guess?
Sex Robot: [in exasperated tone] that's it?
Guy: yep... just like I texted you. Sitting here and talking.
Sex Robot: What are you talking about?
Guy: Stuff... Beer. I don't know.
Sex Robot: when are you going to be home? My feet are cold and I can't fall asleep when I know you're just gonna come in later tonight and wake me up anyway
Guy: *CLICK*
Posted on 11/2/19 at 12:05 am to Tigerbait357
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A sex robot can’t take a dump on my chest
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Sex Robot manufacturers:
Posted on 11/2/19 at 2:01 am to Tigerbait357
If she can scratch my head and not talk while I fall asleep, I want one. It will give my wife a break too.
If my 3 pups keep their noses off her crotch, even better!
If my 3 pups keep their noses off her crotch, even better!
Posted on 11/2/19 at 2:23 am to Tigerbait357
Is there a travel version that perhaps folds up neatly with a carrying case? Id hate to have to explain to TSA the full bodied woman folded in half in my luggage.
Posted on 11/2/19 at 3:32 am to davyjones
$1,000 says OWLFAN has one of these within a year
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:29 am to BayouCatFan
Ah the good old days when a magazine, some squiggly lines and static on the screen and your imagination was all that you needed.
Imagine waking up on Christmas morning as a kid—not to GI Joe or He-Man or Voltron, but to your very own sex doll. Sister has tea with it and dresses it up during the day; you bang the crap out of it night. Fun for the whole family.
Imagine waking up on Christmas morning as a kid—not to GI Joe or He-Man or Voltron, but to your very own sex doll. Sister has tea with it and dresses it up during the day; you bang the crap out of it night. Fun for the whole family.
Posted on 11/2/19 at 4:39 am to FLTech
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Let me know when I can smell the robot's vagina and it smells like vagina, then I might strike interest in buying one of these things
I mean, seriously, what the frick is wrong with you dude?
Posted on 11/2/19 at 8:18 am to Commandeaux
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Game changer. Soon as they teach them bitches how to make a grilled cheese I'm gettin one.
Or.. oh idk, a competent blowjob?
Hit me up when they can do the pepper grinder while licking the tip
Posted on 11/2/19 at 8:25 am to Tigerbait357
I am so ready to have a life like sex robot so i can live my life as a bachelor.
Do what i please and have sex when i want
Do what i please and have sex when i want
Posted on 11/2/19 at 8:32 am to dakarx
quote:I’m going to start an auction chain for them
Imagine the markdowns on the secondary market... what would define; mint, light used, fixer upper, or totaled - for parts only.
WoManheim
This post was edited on 11/2/19 at 8:34 am
Posted on 11/2/19 at 10:04 am to Tigerbait357
It's bizarre that the desire to frick a hunk of plastic is driving some of the biggest leaps in AI and robotics.
Not surprising, just bizarre.
Not surprising, just bizarre.
Posted on 11/2/19 at 10:15 am to Bard
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It's bizarre that the desire to frick a hunk of plastic is driving some of the biggest leaps in AI and robotics.
Not surprising, just bizarre.
The desire to not be completely reliant on women for sex helped drive the development of the internet, no reason why it shouldn't be the same in robotics.
A significant percentage of men love what women can do for them, but don't love being around them for the most part. If you question that head over to reddit.
This post was edited on 11/2/19 at 10:18 am
Posted on 11/2/19 at 10:26 am to Tigerbait357
Posted on 11/2/19 at 10:58 am to saint tiger225
quote:Why you shittin on this dude? This is a sex robot discussion, and he likes how vagina smells. Don't be mad. They'll probably make one for you that smells like cocoa butter and man arse, so that way everybody can be happy.
I mean, seriously, what the frick is wrong with you dude?
Posted on 11/2/19 at 11:02 am to Tigerbait357
Just asked the wife if I could get one. She asked if it cooks.
Posted on 11/2/19 at 11:08 am to Tigerbait357
She fine
Posted on 11/2/19 at 11:20 am to Tigerbait357
Almost at the point where Ex Machina was a few years ago.
Posted on 11/2/19 at 11:24 am to Tigerbait357
Self cleaning and walking is a must, otherwise it's just like sleeping with Oweo.
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