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Posted on 12/25/25 at 3:32 pm to Shamoan
Posted on 12/25/25 at 3:33 pm to jizzle6609
Naw b, I just hydrate
Posted on 12/25/25 at 3:37 pm to Shamoan
I'm gonna try, but I doubt it. She's been trying to pick a fight with me all day and kids are pissing her off
This post was edited on 12/25/25 at 3:38 pm
Posted on 12/25/25 at 3:43 pm to fr33manator
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I mean, I'm fine, but I don't think I want sex 14 times a week. 3-5 times is just fine. Sometimes I want the sleep.
14 sounds like a frickin chore
Dude is overcompensating to strangers on the Internet, no way they've been married for any amount of time and have sex twice a day
Now, when me and my wife were dating? Twice on some days and even 3 times while on vacations and stuff. But it would actually lose its specialty if we were boning 14 times a week, every week, every year. I don't even know how you'd keep it interesting without starting to experiment with some Diddy freak off level shite by year 3 or 4.
My wife has been going through a bit of a "phase" the last few weeks where she's pretty much chasing me around the house for some every other day, and even that has gotten to the point where we're trying new shite in new places to keep it interesting.
"If she's not willing to put up with my needs and demands I'll find someone who will"
What a douchebag thing to say
Posted on 12/25/25 at 3:45 pm to Shamoan
Kids had us up at 5:30 and we don't get home from family until 10.
I can promise there will be zero sex tonight.
I can promise there will be zero sex tonight.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 4:01 pm to RazorBroncs
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where we're trying new shite in new places to keep it interesting.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 4:21 pm to Shamoan
I always thought on Christmas Eve, after the kids were in bed, my wife and I would enjoy some alone time. Never happened. With Santa coming she was up till very early in the morning. If I wasn't needed for mechanical duty I went to sleep.
Christmas evening maybe. Just depends on how stressful/exhausting the day was.
New Year's has a higher chance for success.
Christmas evening maybe. Just depends on how stressful/exhausting the day was.
New Year's has a higher chance for success.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 4:47 pm to Shamoan
Banged my woman this morning
Posted on 12/25/25 at 5:21 pm to Shamoan
Shite my wife and I have been trying for a baby for the last 3 or 4 months. I'm hoping i get a break for Christmas. Feels like I'm being harvested.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 5:26 pm to Loup
Stocked my fiancées stocking this am
While at her families she said I’d get a BJ tonight, doubt I’ll cash that in
While at her families she said I’d get a BJ tonight, doubt I’ll cash that in
Posted on 12/25/25 at 5:37 pm to Shamoan
It’s definitely a thing for a lot of people. If the vibe isn't there after the gifts, maybe just bring it up directly. Getting a belt is a bit of a letdown though.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 5:44 pm to touchdownjeebus
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But I’m not lying. I have sex almost every night before I go to sleep and almost every morning when I wake up. If we are running a little late, a morning may be missed or if we have had a late night or long day, an evening may be missed, but it’s pretty consistent.
This is insane. If me and Mrs Cricket go at it for like 3 days in a row or if we go 4-5 times over a couple of days, I kinda need a break for a day or so. I find the sweet spot to be 3-5 times a week.
This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 8:28 am
Posted on 12/25/25 at 5:52 pm to Shamoan
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I really don’t care about the presents, but a little pole time would be nice.
Don’t offer a South Pole if she’s expecting the North Pole.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 5:53 pm to RazorBroncs
Whatever floats your boat. If my needs aren’t met, I’m leaving. I don’t need to settle. Not everyone is full of shite, but if it makes you feel better, believe wtf you want.
This post was edited on 12/25/25 at 5:54 pm
Posted on 12/25/25 at 5:54 pm to touchdownjeebus
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If my needs aren’t met, I’m leaving.
Which is why you’ll never have a meaningful relationship. Because your “needs” are insane and that of an addict
Posted on 12/25/25 at 5:57 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Being met, so I don’t know what to tell you. Maybe they will subside eventually.
Find someone that meets your energy?
I have and I’m good. Plenty have said I’m full of shite and I’m lying and whatever else. You should go with that and be happy with whatever you have.
Find someone that meets your energy?
I have and I’m good. Plenty have said I’m full of shite and I’m lying and whatever else. You should go with that and be happy with whatever you have.
This post was edited on 12/25/25 at 5:58 pm
Posted on 12/25/25 at 5:58 pm to RazorBroncs
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has gotten to the point where we're trying new shite in new places to keep it interesting.
Like the back of a Volkswagen?
Posted on 12/25/25 at 5:59 pm to wareaglepete
Most will miss that reference, lol.
Posted on 12/25/25 at 6:03 pm to touchdownjeebus
I’m glad someone will enjoy it.
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