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re: Settle an office debate: Who wins in a fight...Gorilla or Grizzly
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:50 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:50 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Grizzly would win with ease, and there really isn't a debate in it.
Better question would be could a Grizzly defeat 2 Gorilla's at the same time? I'd say it's possible, but not likely if the gorillas were smart about it, and one of them will likely die.
Better question would be could a Grizzly defeat 2 Gorilla's at the same time? I'd say it's possible, but not likely if the gorillas were smart about it, and one of them will likely die.
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:51 pm to Navajo61490
Grizzly, easy.
Grizzly has the edge on strength, teeth and claws
Grizzly has the edge on strength, teeth and claws
This post was edited on 1/18/18 at 3:53 pm
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:53 pm to Navajo61490
Posted on 1/18/18 at 3:58 pm to TeddyPadillac
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Grizzly would win with ease, and there really isn't a debate in it.
The bear is three times the size of a gorilla, add in the claws and it is like a grown man of OT size/strength/cunning fighting a 1st grader of average Poli board size/strength/ignorance.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:00 pm to SCLSUMuddogs
My money is on the Gorilla....do you think dude is going toe to toe with a Grizzly on the ground? 
I'm thinking he takes it to the trees. 
There's a reason they don't call it Grizzly warfare
I'm thinking he takes it to the trees. There's a reason they don't call it Grizzly warfare
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:03 pm to wrongRob
We don't call it Gorilla Warfare either
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:07 pm to Jizzy08
I think I take the Gorilla. He is quicker and if you believe in evolution a bit smarter. No one ever said Grizzly warfare, but Gorilla warfare is well known for some reason.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:11 pm to Navajo61490
The 800 lb gorilla with a chainsaw for a penis would make the grizzly slash his own throat
I miss the glory days of LSU football
I miss the glory days of LSU football
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:11 pm to Navajo61490
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Found a video of a man dressed as a gorilla
That is a sasquatch
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Navajo61490
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:15 pm to Topwater Trout
Gorillas do have “Kige” strength.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:16 pm to azcatiger
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No one ever said Grizzly warfare, but Gorilla warfare is well known for some reason.
It is Guerrilla warfare and has NOTHING to do with gorillas.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:19 pm to azcatiger
Guerra is Spanish for War. Guerrilla warfare is derivative of Guerra
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:21 pm to Obtuse1
I can honestly say I have no idea where "Guerrilla" warfare comes from and admit my stupidity ( 3 beer lunch 
) Still take the Gorilla though since this is not scientific what so ever and I will say my Gorilla would beat the fu$# out of your PU$$Y Grizzly any day. I will meet you at Sonic with my Gorilla to prove it.
) Still take the Gorilla though since this is not scientific what so ever and I will say my Gorilla would beat the fu$# out of your PU$$Y Grizzly any day. I will meet you at Sonic with my Gorilla to prove it. Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:22 pm to Navajo61490
A gorilla because it is smarter than the bear.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:23 pm to SCLSUMuddogs
[quote]Guerra is Spanish for War. Guerrilla warfare is derivative of Guerra[/quote
Sincere thank you. I learned something today.
Sincere thank you. I learned something today.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:32 pm to Navajo61490
The answer is not as simple as one may think. Did the gorilla steal the bear’s honey? If so, Winnie the Pooh would whip Apelet’s gorilla arse.
If not then Christopher Robin would probably get involved and put down the rabid bear.
If not then Christopher Robin would probably get involved and put down the rabid bear.
This post was edited on 1/18/18 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 1/18/18 at 4:40 pm to Navajo61490
The majority of the OT would claim they could take a silver back on one on one but a grizzly is where they draw the line at.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 5:03 pm to Navajo61490
Nothing beats the grizzly on land. A rhino and an elephant are the only two that could survive (maybe a hippo)
A gorilla doesn’t stand a chance
A gorilla doesn’t stand a chance
Posted on 1/18/18 at 5:07 pm to Navajo61490
Grizzly every time.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 5:11 pm to SCLSUMuddogs
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Guerra is Spanish for War. Guerrilla warfare is derivative of Guerra
It doesn't derive from Guerra, the suffix is the diminutive so it translates to "little war".
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