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re: Serious Bible questIon
Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:05 pm to Geekboy
Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:05 pm to Geekboy
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Is there anything in the Bible that indicates God has a sense of humor?
This is really a dumb question.
But if I had to answer I would say, he is probably laughing his arse off saying "I can't believe all of the idiots who actually believe that story about someone named Noah who built an ark, is true. You can tell them anything and they believe it!"
Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:10 pm to Geekboy
Lots of silly stuff in the Bible. Here's one of my favorites...
2 Kings 2:23-25 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. "Get out of here, baldy!" they said. "Get out of here, baldy!" 24He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
2 Kings 2:23-25 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. "Get out of here, baldy!" they said. "Get out of here, baldy!" 24He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 1:33 pm to BigWhiskeyRiffer
I love that passage 
Posted on 1/14/19 at 2:18 pm to Geekboy
Exodus Chapter 4
As explained by Ken Davis
As explained by Ken Davis
Posted on 1/14/19 at 6:21 pm to Geekboy
There are two scriptures in the Bible that are two words. “God laughed. “ and “ Jesus wept.”
Posted on 1/14/19 at 6:49 pm to Geekboy
I think he does. I say that because we do and the word says we are made in his image and his "likeness". Also, Jesus was all God but also all man at the same time.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 6:50 pm to Geekboy
quote:I find Jesus, who is God, to be quite hilarious at times. Just ran across this verse a few days ago...
Is there anything in the Bible that indicates God has a sense of humor?
Luke 7
quote:Jesus was full of sarcasm and what would be considered "burns" now days.
24When John’s messengers had gone, Jesusf began to speak to the crowds concerning John: “What did you go out into the wilderness to see? A reed shaken by the wind? 25What then did you go out to see? A man dressed in soft clothing? Behold, those who are dressed in splendid clothing and live in luxury are in kings’ courts. 26What then did you go out to see? A prophet? Yes, I tell you, and more than a prophet.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 6:51 pm to Geekboy
Why did he stop directly reaching out, killing most people, plagues, etc? Did He just get tired? Seems like He used to be way more interactive.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 6:51 pm to Geekboy
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Serious bible question

Posted on 1/14/19 at 6:53 pm to theunknownknight
quote:with a cliff on one side and a steep ravine on the other
The road is only 18 inches wide.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 6:54 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Talking salamander in the 1st chapter. Great fairy tale.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:03 pm to Geekboy
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Is there anything in the Bible that indicates God has a sense of humor?
Yes
We were made in the image and likeness of our creator. The Hebrew word 'tselem' is masculine, and translates to "shadow" or image of God. The Hebrew word 'demuth' is feminine and means resemblance; concretely, model, like fashion, like manner, similitude or the likeness of God.
So if we possess a sense of humor, then it is a result of a mannerism that we received from our creator's imagination of who he saw himself as being.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:17 pm to liz18lsu
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Talking salamander in the 1st chapter. Great fairy tale.
I don't think so. Nor in the 2nd. If you're going to be flippant, get your facts in order.
Now drop and give me 30!
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:31 pm to Geekboy
Yes.
Ecclesiastes Chapter 3 says, there is “a time to laugh..”
That implies that God would find some things funny.
My interpretation.
I could be wrong. Ask him yourself.
Ecclesiastes Chapter 3 says, there is “a time to laugh..”
That implies that God would find some things funny.
My interpretation.
I could be wrong. Ask him yourself.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:31 pm to Geekboy
quote:
Is there anything in the Bible that indicates God has a sense of humor?
No
This post was edited on 1/14/19 at 7:32 pm
Posted on 1/14/19 at 8:49 pm to Geekboy
quote:
Is there anything in the Bible that indicates God has a sense of humor?
I certainly hope He does
Posted on 1/15/19 at 6:28 pm to eric4UA08
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Lol He didn’t buy it at all
He married her and wasn't already having sex with her regularly? Still hilarious.
Someone that beta can be certain it was not God, it was the black guy they'd met at the party nine months before.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 6:40 pm to LCA131
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I don't think so. Nor in the 2nd. If you're going to be flippant, get your facts in order.
Now drop and give me 30!
The serpent’s punishment was to crawl on its belly, right? Does that not imply legs?
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