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Posted on 1/14/19 at 11:14 am to Geekboy
I know everytime i read incidents in which Jesus outwits the religious temple leaders in conversation i find it humorous. He basically calls them on their BS time and time again. Now i cant speak as to whether it was intended to be funny or not, but i find it that way.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 11:16 am to LCA131
Scary. IDK what to say other than OK. For the record, I’ll lie my arse off if y’all ever come around to round up the non-believers. Praise the lord, pass the snakes!
Posted on 1/14/19 at 11:22 am to Geekboy
Mary was supposedly a virgin ...
... despite being married
... and bore a child anyway
... and her husband bought the story that God did it.
That's pretty hilarious if you ask me.
... despite being married
... and bore a child anyway
... and her husband bought the story that God did it.
That's pretty hilarious if you ask me.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 11:24 am to Geekboy
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Is there anything in the Bible that indicates God has a sense of humor?
The story of Noah's ark is pretty funny. OT God was a decent troll.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 11:25 am to Geekboy
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Bible questIon
quote:
Serious
Posted on 1/14/19 at 11:32 am to Geekboy
Posted on 1/14/19 at 11:34 am to theunknownknight
Where are you getting the 18-inch stat?
Posted on 1/14/19 at 11:43 am to Geekboy
He made Jews get circumcised...
Because everyone knows that Jewish women won’t touch anything without it being at least 20% off
Because everyone knows that Jewish women won’t touch anything without it being at least 20% off
Posted on 1/14/19 at 11:44 am to foshizzle
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Mary was supposedly a virgin ... ... despite being married ... and bore a child anyway ... and her husband bought the story that God did it. That's pretty hilarious if you ask me
She was all “god, don’t cum in me, i’m Married.”
Posted on 1/14/19 at 11:45 am to foshizzle
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Mary was supposedly a virgin ...
... despite being married
... and bore a child anyway
... and her husband bought the story that God did it.
That's pretty hilarious if you ask me.
Lol He didn’t buy it at all. He planned divorce. But then he had a vision in a dream that detailed the truth. Then he bought it.
I highly recommend studying stories more closely if your plan is to mock them.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 11:50 am to Geekboy
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After the flood waters receded, Noah was “a man of the soil” and grew a vineyard (Genesis 9:20). One day, after drinking too much wine, Noah passed out in his tent and lay there naked and exposed. Ham “saw his father naked and told his two brothers outside” (Genesis 9:22). Some have suggested that Ham—or possibly his son Canaan—performed an inappropriate sexual act on his drunken father, but that is nothing more than speculation. Whatever the extent of Ham’s sin, Shem and Japheth refused to join him in dishonoring their father; instead, they walked into the tent backward without looking at Noah and lay a blanket over him to cover him (Genesis 9:23). When Noah woke up and found out what Ham had done, he cursed Ham’s child, Canaan, saying, “Cursed be Canaan! The lowest of slaves will he be to his brothers” (Genesis 9:25). Noah then blessed his other two sons and reiterated Canaan’s servitude to both Shem and Japheth (verses 26–27). Noah’s curse was not an empty threat; the descendants of Ham have indeed experienced a long history of enslavement.
lol
Posted on 1/14/19 at 11:50 am to Geekboy
Jesus was God in human form.
Humans have a sense of humor.
God has a sense of humor.
Humans have a sense of humor.
God has a sense of humor.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:10 pm to Geekboy
He created man out of dirt. Man farts, takes dumps, gets hard ons, etc.. I think it's implied.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:13 pm to Geekboy
"Hey Abraham go sacrifice your son on an altar to appease me. Psyche!"
What a hoot!
What a hoot!
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:13 pm to theunknownknight
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Another one: the life of reign of King Saul has humor in it.
He was the tallest man in Israel, supposed to be a great warrior yet we see him:
Lose his uncle’s donkey
hiding in armor in front of his whole town because he was scared to be king
dressed a pre-teen kid in his armor to fight the biggest philistine even though it was obviously his place to do so
constantly, and I mean constantly, missed David with his spear
Million-talent body, ten shekel head.
The original Ben Roethlisberger.
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:26 pm to Geekboy
I'm thinking when the Red Sea came crashing in on the Pharaoh's army, the Jews probably laughed their arse off.
First Jew: Did you see the look on that Egytian's face when the sea un-parted?
Second Jew: I know! Man that was awesome! Good one God!
First Jew: Did you see the look on that Egytian's face when the sea un-parted?
Second Jew: I know! Man that was awesome! Good one God!
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:28 pm to Geekboy
The fact that the key event upholding the faith, the resurrection, is a ridiculous loophole of God sacrificing himself TO himself to save US from himself. Can't make this stuff up. Wait...
Also the story of the kids getting mauled by bears for mocking a bald man. That's funny... I guess?
Also the story of the kids getting mauled by bears for mocking a bald man. That's funny... I guess?
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Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:33 pm to Geekboy
He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh
Psalm 2:4
Psalm 2:4
Posted on 1/14/19 at 12:41 pm to shspanthers
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Where are you getting the 18-inch stat?
It’s not a stat.
Look at it
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