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re: Russia's 1st lunar spacecraft in 50 years crashes into Moon after spinning out of control

Posted on 8/20/23 at 8:49 am to
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
62293 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 8:49 am to
Some gulag in Siberia is about to have an influx of rocket scientists....
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 8:58 am to
Another failed attempt at reaching the moon...but we did it 60 years ago, more than once? Interesting.
Posted by Blutarsky
112th Congress
Member since Jan 2004
11726 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 9:02 am to
What went wrong?

Shortcuts to beat India’s lunar module by a few days?
Posted by MattA
Member since Nov 2019
2020 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 9:02 am to
I mean technically…they did land the thing.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
32892 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 9:07 am to
quote:

I mean technically…they did land the thing.


Terrain assisted deceleration.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
32892 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 9:08 am to
quote:

If there is a source to trust BBC tops that list



Why do you love Russia so much more than you love the United States?
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
14340 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 9:09 am to
Putins crazy arse will blame Ukraine for shooting it down from the moon.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20162 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 9:20 am to
quote:

India, whose Chandrayaan-3 spacecraft is scheduled to land there in the coming days


This one had trouble a couple of days ago but they unplugged it for two minutes and restarted and it is fine now.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21129 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 9:32 am to
quote:

Another failed attempt at reaching the moon...but we did it 60 years ago, more than once? Interesting.

I'm sure the Russian craft got a great view of the 5 saturn iv-b we crashed into the moon. 3rd stage of the saturn v, that took men most of the way from here to there it's pretty bizarre they don't deny they're there.
Posted by sta4ever
Member since Aug 2014
17673 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 9:39 am to
What a bunch of idiots lol. The Russians have to be the dumbest group or nation of white people in the entire world. They’re dragging down the rest of the white race.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134660 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 9:40 am to
Now it's nothing but ruble
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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134660 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 9:42 am to
The Moon Nazis for them.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 9:43 am to
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SDVTiger


These are bad times for your boy Putin. Sorry, comrade.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49087 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 9:52 am to


That was good one.
Posted by MattA
Member since Nov 2019
2020 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 9:55 am to
quote:

This one had trouble a couple of days ago but they unplugged it for two minutes and restarted and it is fine now.


5 min after landing there will already be a dumpster worth of trash on the ground and the rover will have already shite in the moons streets.
Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8531 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 10:17 am to
quote:

Why do you love Russia so much more than you love the United States?


Ironically, these types probably view themselves as patriots too.
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
38176 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 10:25 am to
quote:

Why do you love Russia so much more than you love the United States?


SDV never went to college and hawks time share opportunities forHoliday Inn for a living.
This post was edited on 8/20/23 at 10:26 am
Posted by Free888
Member since Oct 2019
3281 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 10:28 am to
Amazing Russia can’t land a spacecraft on the Moon or Mars, but they have the best track record for landing on Venus.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6720 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 10:38 am to
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Preliminary findings showed that the 800kg lander had "ceased to exist as a result of a collision with the surface of the Moon", it said in a statement.


Unplanned rapid disassembly.
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 8/20/23 at 11:57 am to
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Another failed attempt at reaching the moon...but we did it 60 years ago, more than once? Interesting.

How do you crash into something without reaching it?
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