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RIP Nissan Altima 1992-2026
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:46 am
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:46 am
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This post was edited on 7/16/26 at 5:49 am
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Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:47 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
Racist!
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:49 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:49 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
Crime should decrease now that the criminals have lost the ability to travel to fast food restaurants in order to fight.
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:50 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
I swear those things leave the factory with bumper damage
eta: a while back I was heading to work along highway 61 at 445 AM. Almost no cars on the road. I was cruising at 67 MPH in the right lane. An Altima tailgated me (most of the time I couldn't see the headlights in my rearview mirror) for 13 freakin' miles. They finally got over into the left lane and passed me, quickly merging back over very close in front of me. They almost immediately slammed on their brakes and made a right turn. I was a little bit pissed off after that.
eta: a while back I was heading to work along highway 61 at 445 AM. Almost no cars on the road. I was cruising at 67 MPH in the right lane. An Altima tailgated me (most of the time I couldn't see the headlights in my rearview mirror) for 13 freakin' miles. They finally got over into the left lane and passed me, quickly merging back over very close in front of me. They almost immediately slammed on their brakes and made a right turn. I was a little bit pissed off after that.
This post was edited on 7/16/26 at 6:50 am
Posted on 7/16/26 at 6:00 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
In other news: duct tape sales are plummeting
Posted on 7/16/26 at 6:01 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
The world will be safer
Posted on 7/16/26 at 6:01 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
Crime reports will slowly get more confusing.
Posted on 7/16/26 at 6:04 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
In related news, auto insurance rates plummet as Nissan announces the end of the Altima.
Gordon also retired.
Gordon also retired.
Posted on 7/16/26 at 6:12 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
Long live the Assaultima
Posted on 7/16/26 at 6:19 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
Posted on 7/16/26 at 6:20 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
Posted on 7/16/26 at 6:31 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
Everyone begin pre-programming your brains for the KIA BOLOs
Posted on 7/16/26 at 6:37 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
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nearly three decades on the market
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1993-2026
Posted on 7/16/26 at 6:44 am to Loup
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swear those things leave the factory with bumper damage
Posted on 7/16/26 at 6:52 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
The Sentra has been redesigned for ‘26 and will assume the rôle of the Altima going forward.
Consider this your warning.
Consider this your warning.
Posted on 7/16/26 at 6:53 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
Lots of window tint places are going to go out of business.
Posted on 7/16/26 at 6:55 am to Loup
Sentra looks decent.
This post was edited on 7/16/26 at 6:57 am
Posted on 7/16/26 at 7:01 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
Pretty sure this buyer segment has been moving to Sonatas anyway.
Posted on 7/16/26 at 7:03 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
If you can’t drive an Altima what can you drive?
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