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re: Reese Witherspoon is available again

Posted on 4/5/23 at 1:40 pm to
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
5946 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

Reese has made a living playing the "cute" girl. She's definitely pretty, but I would say she is an IRL 7 at best. She's also 40+ and has popped out a few kids.




Debatable. She is at a minimum an 8.2. For her age, she is still very hot.

Unicorn: 8.9-10
Hot scale: 7.6-8.8
Doable: 2.9-7.5
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117309 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

Dat gurl born in Baton Rouge



New Orleans
Posted by stbpike24
Slidell
Member since Jul 2011
374 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 1:56 pm to
Baptist Hospital in New Orleans
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117309 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

but I would say she is an IRL 7 at best. She's also 40+ and has popped out a few kids.


For being 40+ with kids and being a 7.. That's pretty good. How rare is a 40+ year old with kids who is a 10?
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
57791 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 1:59 pm to
i'll just say it. i'd have sex with reese witherpoon and kate upton.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129923 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:00 pm to
I'd eat her with or without a spoon
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
20885 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

You would box her? Or you would put her in a box?

Either is pretty messed up to do to a woman.


Crates vs Boxes
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
19280 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Doable: 2.9-7.5



I mean, I’ve taken a couple for the team but a 2.9 in my book is almost a dude.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10473 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

She is a IRL 8.7, but her nut job beliefs are a hard pass for me.

Oldmanbeasley’s dick don’t give a shite about politics. All day everyday brother bear.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
52907 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:12 pm to
until her mind got right
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
5970 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

Debatable. She is at a minimum an 8.2. For her age, she is still very hot.

Unicorn: 8.9-10
Hot scale: 7.6-8.8
Doable: 2.9-7.5



Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
7369 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:13 pm to
I thought Tom Brady already snapped her up.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117309 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

Tom Brady


Ironically, he is the only dude on the face of the Earth I would even think about doing.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
38378 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:17 pm to
What the frick lol
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
5946 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

I’ve taken a couple for the team but a 2.9 in my book is almost a dude.


Like you didn't say "undoable"

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71062 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

Tom Brady


Ironically, he is the only dude on the face of the Earth I would even think about doing.



hos gonna ho
This post was edited on 4/5/23 at 2:20 pm
Posted by Tiger985
Member since Nov 2006
7178 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

For being 40+


47 actually.

Damn fine 47.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
57791 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

Ironically, he is the only dude on the face of the Earth I would even think about doing.
same guy who said he wishes he was an attractive woman so he could take a million dollars of dick
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117309 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:24 pm to
Im joking..
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
12494 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Liberal that defends trannies, no thanks.


I could change her
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