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re: Reese Witherspoon is available again
Posted on 4/5/23 at 1:40 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
Posted on 4/5/23 at 1:40 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
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Reese has made a living playing the "cute" girl. She's definitely pretty, but I would say she is an IRL 7 at best. She's also 40+ and has popped out a few kids.
Debatable. She is at a minimum an 8.2. For her age, she is still very hot.
Unicorn: 8.9-10
Hot scale: 7.6-8.8
Doable: 2.9-7.5
Posted on 4/5/23 at 1:41 pm to LSU9102
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Dat gurl born in Baton Rouge
New Orleans
Posted on 4/5/23 at 1:56 pm to LSU9102
Baptist Hospital in New Orleans
Posted on 4/5/23 at 1:58 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
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but I would say she is an IRL 7 at best. She's also 40+ and has popped out a few kids.
For being 40+ with kids and being a 7.. That's pretty good. How rare is a 40+ year old with kids who is a 10?
Posted on 4/5/23 at 1:59 pm to Big Gorilla
i'll just say it. i'd have sex with reese witherpoon and kate upton.
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:00 pm to Jim Rockford
I'd eat her with or without a spoon
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:02 pm to carhartt
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You would box her? Or you would put her in a box?
Either is pretty messed up to do to a woman.
Crates vs Boxes
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:02 pm to Big Gorilla
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Doable: 2.9-7.5
I mean, I’ve taken a couple for the team but a 2.9 in my book is almost a dude.
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:02 pm to Big Gorilla
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She is a IRL 8.7, but her nut job beliefs are a hard pass for me.
Oldmanbeasley’s dick don’t give a shite about politics. All day everyday brother bear.
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:12 pm to Jim Rockford

Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:13 pm to Big Gorilla
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Debatable. She is at a minimum an 8.2. For her age, she is still very hot.
Unicorn: 8.9-10
Hot scale: 7.6-8.8
Doable: 2.9-7.5

Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:13 pm to HeadSlash
I thought Tom Brady already snapped her up.
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:17 pm to Adajax
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Tom Brady
Ironically, he is the only dude on the face of the Earth I would even think about doing.
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:18 pm to Purple Spoon
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I’ve taken a couple for the team but a 2.9 in my book is almost a dude.
Like you didn't say "undoable"

Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:18 pm to OweO
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Tom Brady
Ironically, he is the only dude on the face of the Earth I would even think about doing.
hos gonna ho
This post was edited on 4/5/23 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:20 pm to OweO
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For being 40+
47 actually.
Damn fine 47.
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:24 pm to OweO
quote:same guy who said he wishes he was an attractive woman so he could take a million dollars of dick
Ironically, he is the only dude on the face of the Earth I would even think about doing.
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:30 pm to back9Tiger
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Liberal that defends trannies, no thanks.
I could change her
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