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re: Reese Witherspoon is available again

Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:33 pm to
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73511 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:33 pm to
I love it when they say divorce was a mutual decision. It never actually is.
Posted by RobbBobb
Matt Flynn, BCS MVP
Member since Feb 2007
27932 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

I could change her

The guy that spent the last 12 years with her obviously thought the same
Posted by WhereisAtlanta
Member since Jun 2016
847 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

Liberal that defends trannies, no thanks.



Or an actor who has to work, sometimes folks just do what they have to in order to eat.

Hollywood is a cesspool and sometimes you have to kiss the ring or someone like Harvey's cock if you want work, I imagine the ring taste better though so there is that.

Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14858 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

She is a IRL 8.7



Maybe In her prime with professional makeup, lighting and photography at the right angle. Maybe.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23614 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 3:10 pm to
meh... she's cute, but seems a little psycho...
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28401 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

quote:You would box her? Or you would put her in a box?

Either is pretty messed up to do to a woman.

Crates vs Boxes

You would crate her?
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3370 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 3:35 pm to
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
41922 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 3:54 pm to
Thought her & Brady were a thing now?
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9359 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

Reese Witherspoon is available again


Yuck
Posted by BellYeah
Member since Aug 2021
91 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 4:26 pm to
Am I the only one that doesn’t get this reference?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66001 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

Am I the only one that doesn’t get this reference?



probably
Posted by turnpiketiger
Southeast Texas
Member since May 2020
9462 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 4:29 pm to
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Physically attractive sure, but all other measures she fails, miserably.


Dude it’s not that fricking serious. You’re not spending eternity with her. Some of you frickers take this shite so serious it’s unreal.
Posted by rhar61
Member since Nov 2022
5109 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 4:40 pm to
Does she still have a fricked up mouth?
Posted by Motownsix
Boise
Member since Oct 2022
1982 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 5:12 pm to
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Some of you people let politics control you that much? You can’t even admit that Reese Witherspoon is attractive?


They’re mostly all incels anyway.
Posted by BellYeah
Member since Aug 2021
91 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 5:16 pm to
Can someone explain the reference to the drink crate? I don’t get it.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34658 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

Reese Witherspoon


quote:

Yuck


quote:

OK Roughneck

Found the gay guy.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34658 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 5:16 pm to
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30123 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 5:18 pm to
Wood Dew
Posted by BellYeah
Member since Aug 2021
91 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 5:20 pm to
Appreciate it! I asked a few people here at the bar and no one else got it either.
Posted by Ridgewalker
Member since Aug 2012
3560 posts
Posted on 4/5/23 at 5:23 pm to
Once upon a time Ashley Judd was cute too. Then she took a hard left into
into Madonna land. Reese is hot on their trail.
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