re: Redneck cat in Alabama further proof that cats really are the most incredible athletes

Cat's reaction time is as fast as 20 milliseconds

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The cat’s a redneck?

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Only kind Willie would have

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They’re the most loyal animal there is.

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They will also eat you if you happen to die in a house with one.

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Post the video or gif ffs you fricktard.

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I didn't even know there was a cat in the gif until the 3rd or 4th time I watched it, gaywad. Can't fully appreciate the athletitcism and Roll Tide Willie's rage without the still shots. Quit being an insufferable little gaywad

I have one that comes around my house and I swear it knows exactly what its doing. I have a window my dogs look out of and it lays down in the front yard in the perfect spot where my dogs can see it and they go nuts..

It will look at them and just stare for a little bit, then puts his head down then look up again stare.. And it is kind of funny how worked up they get.. But I let them out sometimes to chase after it and it runs off, gets on a fence and jumps on the other side.

The funny thing is, if it didn't run off I think it would shock the shite out of my dogs. Because that isn't the game.. You run, we chase..

Oh and one time I had some cats behind the bushes that used to be in the front yard and I guess they were doing sex and it sounded like they were being tased or something. Thats another reason I dont like cats.

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I hate cats

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I have shared your opinion with the twins. They are micro-panthers and they gonna do what micro-panthers do.

Good Luck.

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Don’t ever call me gaywad again you queer or your arse is grass.

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I don't fight gaywads. I would just put you in a headlock until you promised to calm down. Gaywad

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Tells me y’all have never owned one. They’re the most loyal animal there is. More so than dogs. And I like dogs too.

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My dogs are pretty damn loyal and extremely protective of me and my family. But they're also huge 100lb pussies when it comes to certain things.

That being said, I have never had a more loyal and protective pet to me personally than a female Siamese cat. Siamese are known to be extremely loyal to their individual owner(s) while being pretty shitty to anyone else, and in all cat breeds females are known to be more attached to and protective of the men in their household anyway.

This cat would've fought an elephant if it came close to me. I couldn't go anywhere in the house or out in the yard without her either by my side or maintaining an overwatch from somewhere nearby. She'd regularly growl and bow up at visitors if they got too close. She's the only cat I've ever seen or owned that actually came running when called by name, and the only one that came and greeted me every time I got home with purrs and kneading dough on my shins

I miss that cat all the time. She's the reason I started and still sleep on my back, because she'd sleep curled up between my calves every night

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I guess they were doing sex and it sounded like they were being tased or something. Thats another reason I dont like cats.

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Wow, you really need to get laid.