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re: Recommendation for the single most powerful bidet I can buy?
Posted on 10/3/26 at 4:05 pm to HolyGlore
Posted on 10/3/26 at 4:05 pm to HolyGlore
How good are your nerd skills?
Something inline to accelerate water flow and pressure that is not commercially availability due to product liability issues.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 4:39 pm to HolyGlore
Need to change your name.
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HoleGlory
Posted on 10/3/26 at 4:42 pm to One72
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By that second dot, you’ll wish it had less vigor
Is that the strength of the water or the corresponding size of your hole at those speeds?
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:13 pm to HolyGlore
quote:I don't get the bidet stuff. We've had two. One a bottom-up. The other a back-forward. They looked nice. Neither of us ever had much use for either. We ended up using the b-f as a dog bath for our ShihTzu.
My current bidet is just too weak
Japan has electronic toilets in its upper end hotels. The controllers have 10-15 buttons with indecipherable Japanese labels.
Push one, and the seat would warm up. Push a few more and the seat would vibrate in various way. Then there were the buttons that activated a motorized arm .... there'd be a brief buzz, click, and then ... wooo hooo. That might be your best bet.
I snuck in a button push with MsNC on the pot. I think she showed off a 36" vertical.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:15 pm to noonan
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Is that the strength of the water or the corresponding size of your hole at those speeds?
At second dot, I’m sphinctered up.
Loose b hole gets an unruly enema at dot 3.
Choose your own adventure; you’ve been warned.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:25 pm to HolyGlore
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my toilet is next to my shower, that'd be kind of hard to run 120v to the bidet.
You’ll need the 240V Aggie version.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:27 pm to HolyGlore
Y'all are posting in a troll thread. Look at the username and photo.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:35 pm to HolyGlore
You want to get the arse Blaster 3000.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:51 pm to HolyGlore
Just take a scoop of Physillum husk (with water) each night after dinner. You’ll fill the toilet with poop first thing each morning and it only requires one wipe.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:56 pm to HolyGlore
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Location: college station
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I need it to be firehose levels of pressure washing my hole
A little too on the nose here.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 6:48 pm to UKWildcats
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it's plausible to up that supply to the toilet to 3/4". That would also be absolutely idiotic and an incredible expenditure of money just to wash your arse with a bidet, but yeah, it's doable.
The title is "the single most powerful bidet I can buy?"
Make the line to the toilet 6" pipe from the road since money is no object.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 6:51 pm to HolyGlore
Takes more than that to wash out STDs baw
Have your next degenerate partner strap up.
Have your next degenerate partner strap up.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 7:21 pm to NC_Tigah
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Japan has electronic toilets in its upper end hotels. The controllers have 10-15 buttons with indecipherable Japanese labels.
The pink "spray in the middle" is for girls and aggy. The blue "spray in the back" is for boys.
This is why I've never purchased any of the water line based bidets. I'm running electrical and getting a Toto in the next house I buy.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 7:26 pm to HolyGlore
What you do is run a 1" water line from the main to right next to the toilet, put a faucet with a 5/8 flexilla hose and one of those $5 old school hose pipe nozzles on it and you could blast peanut butter outta shag carpet with it.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:11 pm to Barrister
Toto for sure
Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:24 pm to HolyGlore
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I don't want to buy japanese
You're eliminating TOTO, best bidet in the world, made in Japan.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:25 pm to HolyGlore
I thought this was going to be a Coyote thread.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:31 pm to HolyGlore
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Hm, my toilet is next to my shower, that'd be kind of hard to run 120v to the bidet. Is there any sort of bidet that can somehow take a dedicated water line that I could tweak to get higher pressure? Open to a whole new toilet instead of just a seat attachment.
Just knock the chunks off with tp, follow with wet wipes, then power wash in shower with hand held sprayer.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:37 pm to HolyGlore
arse Blaster 5000
This post was edited on 10/3/26 at 8:38 pm
Posted on 10/3/26 at 10:08 pm to HolyGlore
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I'm in the market for an *incredibly* strong bidet. I mean, I want it so strong I can feel the water htiting the back of my teeth. My current bidet is just too weak, I need it to be firehose levels of pressure washing my hole. I don't want to buy japanese, I live in Texas. Any recommendations?
I live near a water tower and my pressure is sufficient for my bum. Any more pressure, you might be able to peel paint off a wall with it which sounds painful.
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