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Recommendation for the single most powerful bidet I can buy?
Posted on 10/3/26 at 4:27 am
Posted on 10/3/26 at 4:27 am
I'm in the market for an *incredibly* strong bidet. I mean, I want it so strong I can feel the water htiting the back of my teeth. My current bidet is just too weak, I need it to be firehose levels of pressure washing my hole. I don't want to buy japanese, I live in Texas. Any recommendations?
Posted on 10/3/26 at 4:32 am to HolyGlore
You don’t just love gay porn, you live it
Posted on 10/3/26 at 4:43 am to Midget Death Squad
I'm confuse. Are you a caveman or something who still wipes his hole with his fingers? WTF do they do down there in Notre Dame???
Posted on 10/3/26 at 4:44 am to HolyGlore
Just stick a water hose up your arse
Posted on 10/3/26 at 4:44 am to HolyGlore
Biobidet models with the turbo/enema option. Might have to be one of the electric models. Can’t imagine anyone finding the power to be insufficient on those.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 4:45 am to WhuckFistle
that would get the hose dirty. Do you cavemen seriously knot know what a bidet is for??
Posted on 10/3/26 at 4:48 am to Jack Bauers HnK
Hm, my toilet is next to my shower, that'd be kind of hard to run 120v to the bidet. Is there any sort of bidet that can somehow take a dedicated water line that I could tweak to get higher pressure? Open to a whole new toilet instead of just a seat attachment.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 4:49 am to HolyGlore
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HolyGlore
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Texas A&M fan
Checks out. This may be a better question for your IRL brethren
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:03 am to HolyGlore
Fiber
Nasty mf’er
Nasty mf’er
Posted on 10/3/26 at 5:36 am to HolyGlore
I’ve just run an extension cord across my bathroom for a few years because I haven’t yet put an outlet near the toilet lol. Not sure if any non-electric models will have a specific turbo function. Hard to imagine how a high pressure water line specifically for a bidet would be easier than running electricity, either via extension cord or dedicated outlet.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 6:09 am to HolyGlore
The electric bidets I’ve used don’t have more pressure than the cheap manual ones with just a knob. Get one of the cheap ones that just hook up to water line behind the toilet. I have a toto washlet and a cheap one that I got from Walmart with just a knob to control pressure. The manual is fine and can fine tune pressure much bettter with the knob rather than the 5 digital settings from the washlet.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 6:25 am to HolyGlore
Get your boyfriend to help.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 6:36 am to HolyGlore
Toto….
Posted on 10/3/26 at 7:00 am to HolyGlore
The RimRoaster 3000..banned in 35 countries.
Invented by a Texas A & M grad student, who was awarded a grant from NAMBLA.
Invented by a Texas A & M grad student, who was awarded a grant from NAMBLA.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 7:15 am to HolyGlore
Aggie board
Posted on 10/3/26 at 7:45 am to HolyGlore
40 psi is plenty for your hole
Posted on 10/3/26 at 7:54 am to HolyGlore
Just come out as gay. No one cares.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 7:57 am to HolyGlore
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I don't want to buy japanese,
Just buy a toto and be done with it
Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:05 am to HolyGlore
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I mean, I want it so strong I can feel the water htiting the back of my teeth.
Wife and I are sitting on the porch enjoying the 68 degree weather in peace and quiet. This had us laughing so hard we got dogs barking 2 blocks away
Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:08 am to HolyGlore
I hope this is a troll account
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