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Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:29 am to HolyGlore
(for a guaranteed clean)
Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:35 am to HolyGlore
You don’t really need the strongest. The stronger ones tend to spray too much and can cause too much spray outside the bowl. I have a good one I bought off Amazon and it suits me very well. It’s the third version I have had since my “awakening”.
The other thing that is crucial which many don’t even know about are the portable bidets.
You can find them easily online. Do not go for the electric ones. They suck.
Go with the hand held version. They are easy to use. You can take anywhere also. Very discreet.
You fill with water from any water source. Then you co the power with your own muscle. You can squeeze as hard as you want.
Good luck.
The other thing that is crucial which many don’t even know about are the portable bidets.
You can find them easily online. Do not go for the electric ones. They suck.
Go with the hand held version. They are easy to use. You can take anywhere also. Very discreet.
You fill with water from any water source. Then you co the power with your own muscle. You can squeeze as hard as you want.
Good luck.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:35 am to Jdiggy
quote:Agreed, they don't have a pump or anything, they rely on the water pressure coming in, so no advantage there. The electrics have water warmers in them, and a 'pulsing' option which is nice.
The electric bidets I’ve used don’t have more pressure than the cheap manual ones with just a knob.
So assuming you've got normal water pressure ( ~ 60 PSI), the issue is the *flow*. The supply line to your toilet tank is small, so it fills the tank fairly slowly (a blast would send water splashing around, and drop pressure even more (before the pressure sensing shower faucets, this would cause hot/cold spurts in the water to the shower).
So make sure you have good flow to the bidet. Those little shut off valves can get clogged, might need to replace it (look for one with a larger diameter body for lower restriction), and maybe a larger diameter supply line if you can find it.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:38 am to HolyGlore
Just take a daily dose of TURBOLAX. It's Jeff Daniels' approved.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 8:42 am to HolyGlore
Run a fire hose up through the base of your toilet.
Edit: Dammit awestruck
Edit: Dammit awestruck
This post was edited on 10/3/26 at 8:43 am
Posted on 10/3/26 at 9:26 am to djangochained
unfortunately it's not. My hole needs more.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 9:27 am to HolyGlore
Have you considered a dildo?
Posted on 10/3/26 at 9:27 am to Shimoda
dam IDK how you wipe but I'm good on that
Posted on 10/3/26 at 9:32 am to One72
The one I bought off Amazon a decade ago will tear your ahole up if you let it eat long enough. I'm careful not to turn knob too far.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 10:51 am to Turnblad85
quote:
The one I bought off Amazon a decade ago will tear your ahole up if you let it eat long enough. I'm careful not to turn knob too far.
Exactly what mine does.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 11:24 am to Turnblad85
Any chance you could give me more information on this hole tearing bidet? I'm interested.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 11:36 am to Turnblad85
quote:
bought off Amazon a decade ago will tear your ahole up if you let it eat long enough
I laughed!
Posted on 10/3/26 at 12:20 pm to HolyGlore
Having trouble reaching around.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 12:24 pm to HolyGlore
quote:
I'm in the market for an *incredibly* strong bidet. I mean, I want it so strong I can feel the water htiting the back of my teeth
quote:
Aggie
Checks out
Posted on 10/3/26 at 12:43 pm to HolyGlore
i have the smartbidet SB-3000
not gay
barely have to buy TP anymore. works great
not gay
barely have to buy TP anymore. works great
Posted on 10/3/26 at 1:14 pm to donRANDOMnumbers
Your incoming water pressure is going to be on a 1/2" supply. Your stop at the toilet has a 3/8" connection. The simplest way you're going to be able to increase flow/pressure there is to change our your stop for a new 1/2" x 1/2" stop. Your main incoming line is 3/4", but depending on how your house is built and where this toilet is within will dictate whether it's plausible to up that supply to the toilet to 3/4". That would also be absolutely idiotic and an incredible expenditure of money just to wash your arse with a bidet, but yeah, it's doable.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 3:57 pm to HolyGlore
I just go take a shower afterwards. No need for bidet.
Posted on 10/3/26 at 4:02 pm to One72
quote:
Neo120 Amazon.
By that second dot, you’ll wish it had less vigor.
Accurate information
Posted on 10/3/26 at 4:05 pm to HolyGlore
Power blasting your bunghole
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