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re: Random dude things that every dude has done at some point
Posted on 12/3/24 at 4:10 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 12/3/24 at 4:10 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Prayed to the good lord above that thing you just deposited in the toilet goes down.
Click the tongs while grilling.
Click the tongs while grilling.
This post was edited on 12/3/24 at 4:12 pm
Posted on 12/3/24 at 5:01 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Jerk off while driving
Posted on 12/3/24 at 7:09 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Pissed on the side of the road.
Posted on 12/3/24 at 7:15 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Having sex in my chip truck with my first wife before I go to work…
Having sex with same wife in my frozen ice cream del truck….
Having sex with same wife in my frozen ice cream del truck….
Posted on 12/3/24 at 7:17 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Need a dress shirt but don’t have one clean and pressed?
Wet towel and shirt in the dryer for a half hour = good enough
Wet towel and shirt in the dryer for a half hour = good enough
Posted on 12/3/24 at 7:17 pm to Tempratt
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Pissed on the side of the road.
I piss outdoors more often than I do in a bathroom
Posted on 12/3/24 at 7:24 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Promised “only the tip”.
Posted on 12/3/24 at 7:27 pm to BoogaBear
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Click the tongs while grilling.
Pretty sure we all know that tongs won’t work properly if you don’t give them a few pre-grilling clicks
Posted on 12/3/24 at 10:46 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Worn the same pair of jeans 3-4 days straight
Posted on 12/3/24 at 10:49 pm to touchdownjeebus
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Has anyone said weigh yourself pre and post shite?
This plus taking off clothes to make the scale show a weight that leads me to justify going out to eat a steak
Posted on 12/3/24 at 10:51 pm to BoogaBear
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Click the tongs while grilling.
Slap the pallet of bags of mulch as you walk by it in wal mart garden section
Posted on 12/3/24 at 10:52 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Farted in the bedroom while the wife is washing her face. Waiting for her to walk back in and get hit by it.
Posted on 12/3/24 at 10:52 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
pull of the road somewhere to take a shite
Posted on 12/3/24 at 10:54 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Finger sniff of that crease between thigh and ballsac after a long day of yard work.
Posted on 12/3/24 at 10:59 pm to BoogaBear
Shaved your nether regions once accidently snagged your balls and vowed to never try that shite again. Then tried it again years later and remembered why you don't shave your shite.
Posted on 12/3/24 at 11:09 pm to DD_Rolltide
Drill a tennis ball over the wall/fence at the court then break into your home run trot.
Recited the "Cinderella story" monologue from Caddyshack at the driving range while hitting golf balls.
Sang the The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly "Waah, waah, wah" music while drawing your pistol from the holster at the firing range.
Recited the "Cinderella story" monologue from Caddyshack at the driving range while hitting golf balls.
Sang the The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly "Waah, waah, wah" music while drawing your pistol from the holster at the firing range.
Posted on 12/3/24 at 11:13 pm to X123F45
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Farted in the bedroom while the wife is washing her face. Waiting for her to walk back in and get hit by it
Does she ever return the favor?

Posted on 12/3/24 at 11:32 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Sadly in middle school I definitely tried the OP’s tp roll trick. It was middle school I was sticking my dick in just about anything approximately that size.
I can honestly say I don’t think I’ve ever tried to trust a fart that was actually a shart, and guessed wrong. I don’t get that. And hear me out, I’ve sharted and shite my pants. But I knew it was almost definitely going to happen.
I can honestly say I don’t think I’ve ever tried to trust a fart that was actually a shart, and guessed wrong. I don’t get that. And hear me out, I’ve sharted and shite my pants. But I knew it was almost definitely going to happen.
Posted on 12/3/24 at 11:40 pm to AlumneyeJ93
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When you are cutting your toe nails and you dig that little crusty collection out of the corner of your big toe and smell it.
You ever used tweezers to give your belly button a thorough cleanse? shite is nasty.
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