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Posted on 12/3/24 at 4:10 pm to
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6525 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 4:10 pm to
Prayed to the good lord above that thing you just deposited in the toilet goes down.

Click the tongs while grilling.
This post was edited on 12/3/24 at 4:12 pm
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
8552 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

Gay sex


Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
2695 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 5:01 pm to
Jerk off while driving
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14588 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 7:09 pm to
Pissed on the side of the road.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213943 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 7:15 pm to
Having sex in my chip truck with my first wife before I go to work…


Having sex with same wife in my frozen ice cream del truck….
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
9865 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 7:17 pm to
Need a dress shirt but don’t have one clean and pressed?

Wet towel and shirt in the dryer for a half hour = good enough
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130668 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

Pissed on the side of the road.



I piss outdoors more often than I do in a bathroom
Posted by Tigersaint01
Member since Aug 2024
34 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 7:24 pm to
Promised “only the tip”.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
21171 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

Click the tongs while grilling.


Pretty sure we all know that tongs won’t work properly if you don’t give them a few pre-grilling clicks
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
97123 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 10:46 pm to
Worn the same pair of jeans 3-4 days straight
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
97123 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 10:49 pm to
quote:

Has anyone said weigh yourself pre and post shite?


This plus taking off clothes to make the scale show a weight that leads me to justify going out to eat a steak
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
97123 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

Click the tongs while grilling.


Slap the pallet of bags of mulch as you walk by it in wal mart garden section
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28780 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 10:52 pm to
Farted in the bedroom while the wife is washing her face. Waiting for her to walk back in and get hit by it.
Posted by moontigr
Commanders/LA Kings/Detroit Tigers
Member since Nov 2020
6101 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 10:52 pm to
pull of the road somewhere to take a shite
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
18360 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 10:54 pm to
Finger sniff of that crease between thigh and ballsac after a long day of yard work.
Posted by DD_Rolltide
Member since Oct 2024
565 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 10:59 pm to
Shaved your nether regions once accidently snagged your balls and vowed to never try that shite again. Then tried it again years later and remembered why you don't shave your shite.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35839 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 11:09 pm to
Drill a tennis ball over the wall/fence at the court then break into your home run trot.

Recited the "Cinderella story" monologue from Caddyshack at the driving range while hitting golf balls.

Sang the The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly "Waah, waah, wah" music while drawing your pistol from the holster at the firing range.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
8249 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 11:13 pm to
quote:

Farted in the bedroom while the wife is washing her face. Waiting for her to walk back in and get hit by it


Does she ever return the favor?
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
22502 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 11:32 pm to
Sadly in middle school I definitely tried the OP’s tp roll trick. It was middle school I was sticking my dick in just about anything approximately that size.

I can honestly say I don’t think I’ve ever tried to trust a fart that was actually a shart, and guessed wrong. I don’t get that. And hear me out, I’ve sharted and shite my pants. But I knew it was almost definitely going to happen.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
27905 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 11:40 pm to
quote:

When you are cutting your toe nails and you dig that little crusty collection out of the corner of your big toe and smell it.


You ever used tweezers to give your belly button a thorough cleanse? shite is nasty.
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