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re: Random dude things that every dude has done at some point
Posted on 12/3/24 at 12:05 pm to boosiebadazz
Posted on 12/3/24 at 12:05 pm to boosiebadazz
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Laughed at how rancid your own farts are
I think girls do that too, they just don’t want to talk about it.
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Posted on 12/3/24 at 12:08 pm to CrappyPants
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Mistakenly trusted a fart.
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Pooped my pants.
Posted on 12/3/24 at 12:13 pm to USEyourCURDS
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Sneeze repeatedly at 117 dB
I have an employee that sneezes so loud I am amazed glass doesnt shatter.
Posted on 12/3/24 at 1:27 pm to AlterDWI
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Just got into an argument with my wife about her spending $350 online without telling me. I ended up coming to the realization that it was my fault all along.
My wife and I had a disagreement about last year's Christmas decorations expiring. She thinks they expired and we needed to buy all new ones and I think the ones from last year are good enough and don't need any. I too, was wrong.
Posted on 12/3/24 at 1:30 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
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Try to put your pecker through the cardboard hole of an empty roll of toilet paper when nobody's around just to see what happens.
I’ve never did that… what we’re you expecting to happen???
Posted on 12/3/24 at 1:39 pm to Keys Open Doors
quote:my husband loves to say "bless you dad" after my morning sneeze.
Many women sneeze just as violently.
Random dude thing- dad jokes
Posted on 12/3/24 at 1:39 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Tuck at least once in their life and look in the mirror!
Posted on 12/3/24 at 2:13 pm to Potchafa
When you are cutting your toe nails and you dig that little crusty collection out of the corner of your big toe and smell it.
Posted on 12/3/24 at 2:28 pm to Potchafa
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Tuck at least once in their life and look in the mirror!
Posted on 12/3/24 at 2:40 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Has anyone said weigh yourself pre and post shite?
Posted on 12/3/24 at 3:00 pm to Nutriaitch
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the louder the sneeze, the better it feels.
Guilty pleasure for sure and one I've seen my wife jump up scared to death by the noise.
unless you're nursing a rib injury.
then it honestly feels like the apocalypse.
So true. Broke a couple ribs once and it was nothing short of misery. Also came down with Pleurisy once and a sneeze put me on the floor wincing in pain.
Posted on 12/3/24 at 3:23 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
shite your pants at a Walmart and making your SO go buy a pack of undies and meet you at the bathroom
Posted on 12/3/24 at 3:29 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
-Peeing on poo particles someone else’s shite left on the inside of the bowl to see if you can clean them off.
-scratching the area between your sack and leg because it itches, but then giving your fingers a sniff to see what your sack-funk level is.
-scratching the area between your sack and leg because it itches, but then giving your fingers a sniff to see what your sack-funk level is.
Posted on 12/3/24 at 3:49 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Try to see if they can suck their own Peter. Wiped your fingers on your actual butthole to see how bad it smells or not. Wipe boogers on the underseat of your car drivers seat. Piss in a water bottle while driving and making eye contact with the car next to you while they have no clue you're pissing. After a long date, immediately releasing a 45 second fart.
We've all done these.
We've all done these.
This post was edited on 12/3/24 at 3:51 pm
Posted on 12/3/24 at 3:51 pm to Saunson69
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Mistakenly trusted a fart.
Coincidently this happened today....and it wasn't pretty!
Posted on 12/3/24 at 3:56 pm to Saunson69
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We've all done these.
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Wipe boogers on the underseat of your car drivers seat.
Not once. The rest I have though.
Posted on 12/3/24 at 4:01 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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you pinch your nut sack and roll it it between your finger tips
Is there any other way?
Posted on 12/3/24 at 4:02 pm to Tortious
Pour lighter fluid on your hand. Light hand on fire. Waive hand frantically until fire is extinguished.
Posted on 12/3/24 at 4:03 pm to BPTiger
Steal a street sign.
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