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re: Ranch waters all day at the pool > beers by the pool

Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:19 pm to
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
17742 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:19 pm to

Posted by ultratiger89
Houston, Tx
Member since Aug 2007
4159 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 4:09 am to
It’s better than any other “sparkling” water. It’s what a true ranch water is made with. You didn’t know that?????
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
20723 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 5:34 am to
sparkling water? Yep....gayness confirmed.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35289 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 6:55 am to
when i travel for work most people dont know how to make a ranch water so people have bad experiences.

A true ranch water is silver tequila, fresh squeezed lime juice and topo, that's it. No substitutions. Tajin on the rim.

That's it, so refreshing and a low calorie/no sugar drink that will F you up if you don't pace yourself.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33590 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:06 am to
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sparkling water? Yep....gayness confirmed.

I always enjoy this. Carbonated water = gay. Carbonated water with frick tons of sugar and flavored syrup = not gay.

Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35289 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:30 am to
You will eventually not give two shits what anyone thinks about what you drink

I’m not 22 anymore. If I’m sitting at an all inclusive with my wife wearing next to nothing and loving life, put as many umbrellas in my drink as you want
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33590 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:53 am to
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You will eventually not give two shits what anyone thinks about what you drink

I don’t, but that doesn’t mean I won’t mock them for their idiocy
Posted by BallHawk
Orlando
Member since Jul 2011
6238 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:58 am to
Try ranch water with coconut rum...so much better
Posted by LSU6262
Member since Jun 2008
8130 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 7:59 am to
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36864 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 8:00 am to
quote:

Try ranch water with coconut rum...so much better



Did this in Jamaica once I hit my limit of sugary drinks on Day 3.
Posted by ultratiger89
Houston, Tx
Member since Aug 2007
4159 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 8:14 am to
quote:

A true ranch water is silver tequila, fresh squeezed lime juice and topo, that's it. No substitutions


This was my point. Gay boy from Kenfricky can say what he wants but a good ranch water is made with topo as you said.

Posted by wareaglepete
Siberia
Member since Dec 2012
19731 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 8:26 am to
Just do shots and then drink what you want. Win.
Posted by Antib551
Houma, LA
Member since Dec 2018
1429 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 8:28 am to
Agreed. True ranch water is Topo. However the only suitable substitute is Mineragua. The carbonation is not quite as "fine" as topo, but the taste is there and its cheap af. I also prefer a Reposado over a Blanco.
Posted by 007mag
Death Valley, Sec. 408
Member since Dec 2011
3933 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:02 am to
Yep, or Kentucky Mules using Bourbon. Beer's for mowing or cooking when you can't make a drink. Any other time it's Bourbon neat or simple cocktail.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
48205 posts
Posted on 9/8/26 at 9:19 am to
try a paloma instead. the grapefruit adds alot and is refreshing.
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