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Ranch waters all day at the pool > beers by the pool

Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:17 pm
Posted by LSU6262
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:17 pm
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Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:18 pm to
Kirkland brand seltzers
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:21 pm to
I have no idea what ranch water is, but it sounds nasty as frick.
Posted by Joshjrn
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:21 pm to
“Low alcohol” (single shot, but more mixer) cocktails on the rocks are always going to kick the shite out of beer when it’s hot.
Posted by Joshjrn
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:22 pm to
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I have no idea what ranch water is, but it sounds nasty as frick

Sparkling water with lime and a shot of tequila, on the rocks.
Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:25 pm to
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I have no idea what ranch water is, but it sounds nasty as frick.


They kick arse actually and will frick you up real fast if you're not careful b/c the lime and Topo Chico makes it go down incredibly easy. When made right they will have you feeling like you're just drinking lime flavored water.
This post was edited on 9/7/26 at 3:27 pm
Posted by BabyTac
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:27 pm to
Water, and go about my day just fine.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:28 pm to
I feel the same way about high noons.
Posted by BeachDude022
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:33 pm to
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I have no idea what ranch water is, but it sounds nasty as frick.


My friend, you have not experienced life until you’ve experienced a true ranch water. Not the seltzer, the tequila drink.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:33 pm to
Sounds feminine; just stick to beer. If you can’t handle beer just don’t drink.
Posted by Zappas Stache
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:38 pm to
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Sparkling water with lime and a shot of tequila, on the rocks.


I use mezcal instead of tequila
Posted by Joshjrn
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:43 pm to
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Sounds feminine; just stick to beer. If you can’t handle beer just don’t drink.

I don’t think anyone is struggling to “handle” that big bad 4.2% ABV, chief

Beer starts to warm immediately. Something over ice is going to be more pleasant on a hot day. Beer is for when the weather starts to cool off again.
This post was edited on 9/7/26 at 3:45 pm
Posted by bad93ex
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:45 pm to
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Sparkling water with lime and a shot of tequila, on the rocks.



We use a Ninja Thirsti to make our seltzer water, by far the cheapest route per drink.
Posted by LSU6262
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:52 pm to
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We use a Ninja Thirsti to make our seltzer water, by far the cheapest route per drink.


Don't tell my wife. We already have too many Ninja products
Posted by sgallo3
Lake Charles
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:54 pm to
These for me
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:55 pm to
Get drunk by the pool

Pass out in the sun

Wake up looking like a lobster
Posted by jwalk38
Member since Nov 2021
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:57 pm to
Nice, what’s your husband drinking?
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:19 pm to
I'll drink my beer like a man, thanks.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:24 pm to
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I'll drink my beer like a man, thanks.

I can’t imagine being this insecure about the size of my cock
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
58658 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:27 pm to
if im out on the course give me a caddie pack of some muligans and im straight
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