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PSA for fat people
Posted on 7/16/15 at 11:20 pm
Posted on 7/16/15 at 11:20 pm
Just watched one of those brutal antismoking PSAs. The lady was a bald and speaking through a voice thing and in a bed after cancer. It ended with saying she had died at 45.
Got me thinking.
Who thinks we should start a gofundme to start running national fat people PSAs similar to those antismoking PSAs.
I'm thinking blurred camera and all you hear is heavy breathing. As it comes into focus you see 2 fat parents sweating that can't climb the stairs. In the background you hear a baby crying and fading out. Continuous shot past them and up the stairs as the crying stops. Top of the stairs the camera pans into a bathroom and you see a dead drowned baby. Cut to black screen "Charlie and Diane were to fat to climb the stairs. Their son died at age 4"
OR
A fat mom in the store buying a basket full of bacon and frozen pizza and she stops at the free samples. Smash cut to a crying baby in a car. Back to the store and the mom is still eating samples. Cut back to a dead kid in the car. Black screen "Barbara cared more about food than her daughter. She died at 5 years old. Barbara died at 35."
Other ideas?
ETA:
In the same vein as those "if cigarettes looked as dangerous as they really are....
You see a mom give her son a plate of broken glass and putrid spoiled meat and as he chews it and his mouth is bleeding and he's crying she hands him a glass of arsenic. The camera blurs for a second and comes back into focus to her holding a fast food bag and the kid has fast food in front of him."if fast food was as dangerous as it looks"
Got me thinking.
Who thinks we should start a gofundme to start running national fat people PSAs similar to those antismoking PSAs.
I'm thinking blurred camera and all you hear is heavy breathing. As it comes into focus you see 2 fat parents sweating that can't climb the stairs. In the background you hear a baby crying and fading out. Continuous shot past them and up the stairs as the crying stops. Top of the stairs the camera pans into a bathroom and you see a dead drowned baby. Cut to black screen "Charlie and Diane were to fat to climb the stairs. Their son died at age 4"
OR
A fat mom in the store buying a basket full of bacon and frozen pizza and she stops at the free samples. Smash cut to a crying baby in a car. Back to the store and the mom is still eating samples. Cut back to a dead kid in the car. Black screen "Barbara cared more about food than her daughter. She died at 5 years old. Barbara died at 35."
Other ideas?
ETA:
In the same vein as those "if cigarettes looked as dangerous as they really are....
You see a mom give her son a plate of broken glass and putrid spoiled meat and as he chews it and his mouth is bleeding and he's crying she hands him a glass of arsenic. The camera blurs for a second and comes back into focus to her holding a fast food bag and the kid has fast food in front of him."if fast food was as dangerous as it looks"
This post was edited on 7/16/15 at 11:30 pm
Posted on 7/16/15 at 11:21 pm to Breesus
Scruffy supports these PSAs.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 11:23 pm to Breesus
Cake. It's what's for death.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 11:24 pm to Scruffy
The antismoking ones are brutal so I'm thinking we get very realistic.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 11:25 pm to Breesus
Obesity kills more people than smoking.
I'm all for this.
I'm all for this.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 11:27 pm to Breesus
You tried pretty hard on this
Posted on 7/16/15 at 11:28 pm to Breesus
We wouldn't spend more than any other nation on health care if Americans weren't so fat.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 11:31 pm to fr33manator
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He got it from reddit
The frick I did. My content is always original.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 11:33 pm to Breesus
But fat people get their feelings hurt too easily
Posted on 7/16/15 at 11:34 pm to Breesus
It really doesn't make sense to me how people are okay with being fat.
The whole "but it's a disease!" Excuse is a farce also.
The whole "but it's a disease!" Excuse is a farce also.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 11:36 pm to fr33manator
I was over your mom's head last night.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 11:36 pm to Breesus
This is the best post you have ever made.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 11:37 pm to Breesus
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It ended with saying she had died at 45.
Yes, because the norm is people that smoke die at 45.
So where do you put the weight limit at your fat PSAs? If you are on the OT it must be any chick over 115...maybe they are embarrassed to go to the gym because people like Nurse will make fun of them and be so disgusted that their fat person sweat touched a machine nearby.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 11:38 pm to Breesus
Posted on 7/16/15 at 11:39 pm to Breesus
But if you make these PSA's, fatties will just upset and depressed, and will seek to drown their sorrows in chocolate sauce and cake. So wouldn't it just be counter-productive?
<---not a fattie
<---not a fattie
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