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re: PSA for fat people

Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:07 am to
Posted by John McClane
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Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:07 am to
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118276 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:09 am to
Good for you. Live your life. Let Caitlyn be your inspiration. Bitch won a decathlon and smokes 2 packs a day now.
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:09 am to
You need to think about your daughter, Walt
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:11 am to
Smoking can aid in wait loss.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:12 am to
First they tell me I'm too thin and I'm like "it's the depression! The youngest isn't fat enough to eat yet and we're out of Irish!"

Then they tell me i'm too fat and recommend I take up smoking because 17 out of 4 proctologists prefer Tarrytons after sex or some shite.

Then you cough up one lung and the doctor's all "you know, you're smoking. It's gonna kill you."

Well he was wrong. I know how to work a fire extinguisher.

Posted by tunechi
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:16 am to
Haven't you posted somewhere before that you were like 240 lbs?










All muscle I guess?
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:17 am to
I'm usually 6ft 3 inches high. Right now I'm sitting on my couch so about 4 feet?
This post was edited on 7/17/15 at 12:22 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:18 am to
I'm 379 pounds and all I eat is oysters motherfricker.


Wanna fight?


I'm all mussel.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:23 am to
quote:

Haven't you posted somewhere before that you were like 240 lbs?










All muscle I guess?



My dick weighs 45lbs by itself.

I have serious elephantitus issues.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:29 am to
These gorgeous ladies say frick you

Posted by Slinky
Member since Dec 2013
3118 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:30 am to
The first four, left to right, aren't fat IMO.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:31 am to
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These gorgeous ladies say frick you



They also say "I'm just getting this piece of cake for Sally down in marketing."

4,2,1,3,5.

But 6 gave me a hummer at the Christmas party
This post was edited on 7/17/15 at 12:33 am
Posted by tigerbait2010
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Member since May 2006
33864 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:47 am to
There's not an ounce of doubt in my mind fatties will somehow make themselves the next big civil rights movement in the US.


After MTV finishes their white guilt campaign, they can interview a bunch of naive fit kids over healthy guilt.
This post was edited on 7/17/15 at 12:50 am
Posted by Shaqstrodamus
West Monroe,Alabama
Member since Sep 2013
176 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:03 am to
They should really do education on mojo and spice and how dangerous it actually is.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:06 am to
Shouldve made the one on the right wear a 2 piece.

This post was edited on 7/17/15 at 1:07 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135058 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:09 am to
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Shouldve made the one on the right wear a 2 piece.




If there's ever been a 2 piece in front of her she's eaten it.
Posted by SpidermanTUba
my house
Member since May 2004
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Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:22 am to
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Who thinks we should start a gofundme to start running national fat people PSAs similar to those antismoking PSAs.



Do fat people relentlessly insist that other people in the vicinity must either eat the same shitty foods they eat or leave?

Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53625 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:23 am to
No because you scare skinny people away from being fat, and you accelerate the removal of the already hopelessly fat from society.

It's just more efficient.
Posted by SpidermanTUba
my house
Member since May 2004
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Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:31 am to
I support these PSAs.


We should not shame people for lung cancer.

But we should shame them for smoking.


We should not shame people for being obese.

But we should shame them for eating like pigs.






Though I think a lot of the effects of obesity are due more to lack of physical activity. Take me, for instance. I'm a fat arse, but I engage in vigorous physical activity (bpm > 140) for 15 minutes at least 7 times a week. I didn't used to do this, but I have now for almost a year and I feel a whole let less like I'm going to die.

Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85831 posts
Posted on 7/17/15 at 6:06 am to
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I'm thinking blurred camera and all you hear is heavy breathing. As it comes into focus you see 2 fat parents sweating that can't climb the stairs. In the background you hear a baby crying and fading out. Continuous shot past them and up the stairs as the crying stops. Top of the stairs the camera pans into a bathroom and you see a dead drowned baby. Cut to black screen "Charlie and Diane were to fat to climb the stairs. Their son died at age 4
i like this one
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