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re: PSA for fat people
Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:07 am to fr33manator
Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:07 am to fr33manator
Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:09 am to Walt OReilly
Good for you. Live your life. Let Caitlyn be your inspiration. Bitch won a decathlon and smokes 2 packs a day now.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:09 am to Walt OReilly
You need to think about your daughter, Walt
Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:11 am to John McClane
Smoking can aid in wait loss.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:12 am to BRgetthenet
First they tell me I'm too thin and I'm like "it's the depression! The youngest isn't fat enough to eat yet and we're out of Irish!"
Then they tell me i'm too fat and recommend I take up smoking because 17 out of 4 proctologists prefer Tarrytons after sex or some shite.
Then you cough up one lung and the doctor's all "you know, you're smoking. It's gonna kill you."
Well he was wrong. I know how to work a fire extinguisher.
Then they tell me i'm too fat and recommend I take up smoking because 17 out of 4 proctologists prefer Tarrytons after sex or some shite.
Then you cough up one lung and the doctor's all "you know, you're smoking. It's gonna kill you."
Well he was wrong. I know how to work a fire extinguisher.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:16 am to Breesus
Haven't you posted somewhere before that you were like 240 lbs?
All muscle I guess?
All muscle I guess?
Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:17 am to John McClane
I'm usually 6ft 3 inches high. Right now I'm sitting on my couch so about 4 feet?
This post was edited on 7/17/15 at 12:22 am
Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:18 am to tunechi
I'm 379 pounds and all I eat is oysters motherfricker.
Wanna fight?
I'm all mussel.
Wanna fight?
I'm all mussel.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:23 am to tunechi
quote:
Haven't you posted somewhere before that you were like 240 lbs?
All muscle I guess?
My dick weighs 45lbs by itself.
I have serious elephantitus issues.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:29 am to Breesus
These gorgeous ladies say frick you


Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:30 am to Jim Rockford
The first four, left to right, aren't fat IMO.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:31 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
These gorgeous ladies say frick you
They also say "I'm just getting this piece of cake for Sally down in marketing."
4,2,1,3,5.
But 6 gave me a hummer at the Christmas party
This post was edited on 7/17/15 at 12:33 am
Posted on 7/17/15 at 12:47 am to Breesus
There's not an ounce of doubt in my mind fatties will somehow make themselves the next big civil rights movement in the US.
After MTV finishes their white guilt campaign, they can interview a bunch of naive fit kids over healthy guilt.
After MTV finishes their white guilt campaign, they can interview a bunch of naive fit kids over healthy guilt.
This post was edited on 7/17/15 at 12:50 am
Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:03 am to Breesus
They should really do education on mojo and spice and how dangerous it actually is.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:06 am to Jim Rockford
Shouldve made the one on the right wear a 2 piece.
This post was edited on 7/17/15 at 1:07 am
Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:09 am to Breesus
quote:
Shouldve made the one on the right wear a 2 piece.
If there's ever been a 2 piece in front of her she's eaten it.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:22 am to Breesus
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Who thinks we should start a gofundme to start running national fat people PSAs similar to those antismoking PSAs.
Do fat people relentlessly insist that other people in the vicinity must either eat the same shitty foods they eat or leave?
Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:23 am to fillmoregandt
No because you scare skinny people away from being fat, and you accelerate the removal of the already hopelessly fat from society.
It's just more efficient.
It's just more efficient.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 1:31 am to Breesus
I support these PSAs.
We should not shame people for lung cancer.
But we should shame them for smoking.
We should not shame people for being obese.
But we should shame them for eating like pigs.
Though I think a lot of the effects of obesity are due more to lack of physical activity. Take me, for instance. I'm a fat arse, but I engage in vigorous physical activity (bpm > 140) for 15 minutes at least 7 times a week. I didn't used to do this, but I have now for almost a year and I feel a whole let less like I'm going to die.
We should not shame people for lung cancer.
But we should shame them for smoking.
We should not shame people for being obese.
But we should shame them for eating like pigs.
Though I think a lot of the effects of obesity are due more to lack of physical activity. Take me, for instance. I'm a fat arse, but I engage in vigorous physical activity (bpm > 140) for 15 minutes at least 7 times a week. I didn't used to do this, but I have now for almost a year and I feel a whole let less like I'm going to die.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 6:06 am to Breesus
quote:i like this one
I'm thinking blurred camera and all you hear is heavy breathing. As it comes into focus you see 2 fat parents sweating that can't climb the stairs. In the background you hear a baby crying and fading out. Continuous shot past them and up the stairs as the crying stops. Top of the stairs the camera pans into a bathroom and you see a dead drowned baby. Cut to black screen "Charlie and Diane were to fat to climb the stairs. Their son died at age 4
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