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re: PSA - Urinating Sitting Down is More Hygenic

Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71822 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:10 pm to
tried this at the urinal. just pissed all over the floor.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
21170 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

I cannot understand urinating standing up if you aren’t in a hurry.


I'd imagine it's way easier to insert the tampon while sitting, right?
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
38621 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

My pee comes out better sitting


What?
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
21170 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

What?


I thought the exact same thing.

Maybe his dingaling is too small to make it past the pants and he gets some friendly fire?
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53564 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

I can't sit in the grass in the backyard at 5 am,
you can. You may not want to but you can.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
18149 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

This subject came up a few months ago and some guy talked about how he sits down to piss when he goes to the bathroom at night and how it's much better that way. Well that was a bit of an epiphany for me and I found out he was right.



That's pretty much my routine with me having to get up and pee at least twice between 2 and 5 a.m. EVERY morning. I don't turn on a light to wake me up any more than I need to be so I can get back to sleep as quickly as possible.

As it is I usually only get around 5-6 hrs. sleep a night anyway.
Posted by kennypowers
AR
Member since Mar 2009
591 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 3:52 pm to
ITT: tons of people that have no idea that normal urine is sterile.
Posted by BigD43
Member since Jun 2016
1158 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 5:31 pm to
Threads like this is why I gave up urinating altogether years ago.
Posted by USAFTiger42
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2016
3462 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 5:57 pm to
I remember in basic because everything is stainless that first few days was gross because the privacy walls are close and you could see the piss splatter from standing up. To make it easier on the latrine crew we were told that while it sucks to sit you gotta do that to avoid splatter on the walls. It worked but I hated that and took a couple weeks to get everyone to do that which I never blamed them one bit
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4379 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 6:27 pm to
Question. If I'm taking a dump and I need to piss, should I wipe my arse, stand up and piss or just go ahead and do it sitting down because I get a pass from being gay because I'm also crapping?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70460 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 7:48 pm to
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I learned that when I lived in Europe years ago. European men traditionally urinate sitting down for hygiene and comfort. Not only is it cleaner, it’s physically easier.
Lotsa anteaters there.

What their urination dynamics* are concerns me not one whit.

Thread is a non sequitur to me.

* or any other dynamics, for that matter.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
8656 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 8:48 pm to
How long did it take you to write that banger?
This post was edited on 8/12/24 at 8:49 pm
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
57895 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

I cannot understand urinating standing up if you aren’t in a hurry.

Always sit down unless I’m in a public place.
I am convinced you are a closeted homosexual
Posted by Locoguan0
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
6261 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 8:57 pm to
I sit if it is the middle of the night... I'm usually not awake enough to have good aim.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
58661 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

I sit if it is the middle of the night... I'm usually not awake enough to have good aim


Same…I got tired of having to wake up to clean a puddle of piss off the floor in the morning.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
117998 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 10:02 pm to
It’s World Economic Forum bullshite, you fricking pussy.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
95963 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 10:06 pm to
I always sit at home and run the bidet even when I'm just peeing
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
19571 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

European men traditionally urinate sitting down for hygiene and comfort


where?

most of the ones i saw were pissing outside.
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