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Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:18 pm to Odysseus32
quote:
I cannot understand urinating standing up if you aren’t in a hurry.
I'd imagine it's way easier to insert the tampon while sitting, right?
Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:19 pm to The Torch
quote:
My pee comes out better sitting
What?

Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:24 pm to iwyLSUiwy
quote:
What?
I thought the exact same thing.
Maybe his dingaling is too small to make it past the pants and he gets some friendly fire?
Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:33 pm to Beessnax
quote:you can. You may not want to but you can.
I can't sit in the grass in the backyard at 5 am,
Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:57 pm to Pandy Fackler
quote:
This subject came up a few months ago and some guy talked about how he sits down to piss when he goes to the bathroom at night and how it's much better that way. Well that was a bit of an epiphany for me and I found out he was right.
That's pretty much my routine with me having to get up and pee at least twice between 2 and 5 a.m. EVERY morning. I don't turn on a light to wake me up any more than I need to be so I can get back to sleep as quickly as possible.
As it is I usually only get around 5-6 hrs. sleep a night anyway.
Posted on 8/12/24 at 3:52 pm to RFK
ITT: tons of people that have no idea that normal urine is sterile.
Posted on 8/12/24 at 5:31 pm to RFK
Threads like this is why I gave up urinating altogether years ago.
Posted on 8/12/24 at 5:57 pm to Pandy Fackler
I remember in basic because everything is stainless that first few days was gross because the privacy walls are close and you could see the piss splatter from standing up. To make it easier on the latrine crew we were told that while it sucks to sit you gotta do that to avoid splatter on the walls. It worked but I hated that and took a couple weeks to get everyone to do that which I never blamed them one bit
Posted on 8/12/24 at 6:27 pm to RFK
Question. If I'm taking a dump and I need to piss, should I wipe my arse, stand up and piss or just go ahead and do it sitting down because I get a pass from being gay because I'm also crapping?
Posted on 8/12/24 at 7:48 pm to RFK
quote:Lotsa anteaters there.
I learned that when I lived in Europe years ago. European men traditionally urinate sitting down for hygiene and comfort. Not only is it cleaner, it’s physically easier.
What their urination dynamics* are concerns me not one whit.
Thread is a non sequitur to me.
* or any other dynamics, for that matter.
Posted on 8/12/24 at 8:48 pm to ShoeBang
How long did it take you to write that banger?
This post was edited on 8/12/24 at 8:49 pm
Posted on 8/12/24 at 8:51 pm to Odysseus32
quote:I am convinced you are a closeted homosexual
I cannot understand urinating standing up if you aren’t in a hurry.
Always sit down unless I’m in a public place.
Posted on 8/12/24 at 8:57 pm to RFK
I sit if it is the middle of the night... I'm usually not awake enough to have good aim.
Posted on 8/12/24 at 10:01 pm to Locoguan0
quote:
I sit if it is the middle of the night... I'm usually not awake enough to have good aim
Same…I got tired of having to wake up to clean a puddle of piss off the floor in the morning.

Posted on 8/12/24 at 10:02 pm to RFK
It’s World Economic Forum bullshite, you fricking pussy.
Posted on 8/12/24 at 10:06 pm to RFK
I always sit at home and run the bidet even when I'm just peeing
Posted on 8/12/24 at 10:10 pm to RFK
quote:
European men traditionally urinate sitting down for hygiene and comfort
where?
most of the ones i saw were pissing outside.
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