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PSA - knife safety UPDATE

Posted on 7/10/26 at 12:40 pm
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Posted on 7/10/26 at 12:40 pm
Just a re-reminder for everyone. Pay attention to your blade when cutting anything I know I know we’ve all heard it, but at 56 years of age, I have managed to cut the shite out of my wrist, including severing the owner artery while camping in Yellowstone.

Stupid me careless moment and a trip may be ruined all because I wasn’t paying attention to my Blade when I was cutting something. 14 stitches a life flight and two hours of surgery due to carelessness.

shite I have done thousands of times safely one moment boom.


Update:

I ended up discharged within 26 hours - I wanted out. Hospital in Idaho Falls was solid but I don’t like hospitals.

For those busting my balls over the spelling I was using talk to text Ana apparently “ulnar” confuses it.

It went across the road not down it.

Vacation was cut short, headed home on Saturday after gathering gear Friday night.


Thankfully my two sons flew in to help me pack up the camping gear. It would’ve been a challenge otherwise.


Everyone at Yellowstone from the Rangers to law-enforcement to my fellow campers pitched in to make sure I made it to the ambulance to the helicopter into the hospital. Very appreciative of everyone involved.


I will update with billing information once I have it. I have no idea currently what the cost is going to be, but I’m sure it’s not cheap.


I ended up with a tourniquet on my arm for roughly 6 hours range of motion, and my hand is good no feeling in my thumb index and pointer feeling fingers, but feeling has returned to my ring finger and pinky on the affected hand and I hope the rest will return overtime.


All in all a very solid reminder to pay attention to what you’re doing in the moment you’re doing it when you’re working with sharp shite


The female flight nurse was hot for those asking.


If in extreme pain and offered fentanyl be careful, that shite works extremely well.
This post was edited on 7/12/26 at 4:34 pm
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20276 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 12:42 pm to
Pics?
Posted by LSU Wayne
Walker
Member since Apr 2005
4472 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 12:42 pm to
Suicide is not the answer
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
57119 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 12:42 pm to
Jesus Christ man. Glad you didn't die.
Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
8208 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 12:46 pm to
Were the nurses hot?
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11291 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 12:47 pm to
I'm around your age, and I know what you are talking about. It's like a lack of awareness, my mind is somewhere else. I have to make myself slow down
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
20380 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 12:47 pm to
Just glad to hear you didn't bleed out brother.
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
4138 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 12:48 pm to
I put a tourniquet in the house first aid box, range bag, and travel fak.
Posted by caill430
Da Dirty Dell
Member since Jul 2005
1424 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 12:49 pm to
Glad to know that you are alright. I am curious as to the final bill for the Life Flight once you get it-- if you would share?
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
16003 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

Were the nurses hot?


What a dumb question!




So, were the nurse slutty?
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
17384 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 1:00 pm to
damn I hope you recover fully.

What were you cutting on? I took the end of my thumb off sharpening mower blades a few months ago, something I've done a hundred times. It's the routine things that'll get you.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36519 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 1:00 pm to
Did you go down the road or across it?
Posted by salty1
Member since Jun 2015
5189 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 1:03 pm to
Damn dude. That sucks
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39445 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 1:21 pm to
Damn dood. You kicked your own arse.
Posted by RoyalWe
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2018
5213 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 1:22 pm to
Damn. I'm gonna go sharpen my pocket knife right now.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85683 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 1:26 pm to
What were you cutting or trying to do?
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
15225 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

Pics?


Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
13069 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 1:27 pm to
Yeah man, knives can be sharp.
quote:

a trip may be ruined

You didn’t die, so I’d say the trip was pretty good.
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
15225 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 1:28 pm to
Yikes. That doesn't sound fun at all.
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
2273 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 1:29 pm to
This calls for some cutting comments.
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