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Posted on 7/15/20 at 5:16 pm to OysterPoBoy
What I do when someone is about to ask me for money, I beat them to the punch and ask them for $20.
They always say "Huh bruh, I was just bout to ask yous for money".
They always say "Huh bruh, I was just bout to ask yous for money".
This post was edited on 7/15/20 at 5:44 pm
Posted on 7/15/20 at 5:16 pm to sabes que
I hopped in my car at Publix a few days ago and some old lady knocked on my passenger window. It was an old lady so I assumed she wanted help putting something heavy in her car or something...
Roll down the window and she started with her sob story. I’ve never had someone approach my in my car so wasn’t sure what was happening for a second.
When I caught in I loudly said “that’s unfortunate and I wish you the best of luck” and she was genuinely pissed. She said angrily “I should have known.”
As I was pulling out she approached a black Benz and the passenger gave her some cash.
Roll down the window and she started with her sob story. I’ve never had someone approach my in my car so wasn’t sure what was happening for a second.
When I caught in I loudly said “that’s unfortunate and I wish you the best of luck” and she was genuinely pissed. She said angrily “I should have known.”
As I was pulling out she approached a black Benz and the passenger gave her some cash.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 5:18 pm to OysterPoBoy
Last time a vagrant asked me for money saying he was hungry I offered to buy food. I was on my way into Teche Drugs anyway so I told him to follow me in. They have a limited offerings but have soup, honey buns, nuts, etc on the shelf. He declined all of that but asked if I would buy him a Monster Energy. I told him no and remembered why I should just ignore every one of them.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 5:19 pm to OysterPoBoy
I was getting gas once with my dad, and I saw a couple of dudes counting change, with a gas can at the pump. Their van was in the road out in front of the station. They put a couple of bucks in and started to walk off. I asked them where they were headed, and I was familiar with the area. I told them to come back to the pump, and I filled their 5 gallon can. They never asked, but I saw there was a real need.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 5:19 pm to dbeck
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I usually just say "are you trying to suck my dick?" That quickly separates the fake homeless from the true homeless.
How often do you end up behind a dumpster with a junkie? Because I bet a lot of the crack attacks take you up on that.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 5:26 pm to OysterPoBoy
Built in excuse since mid March.. “ 6ft dude Social distancing” and keep on trucking
Posted on 7/15/20 at 5:31 pm to OysterPoBoy
My craziest story is that a good buddies ditsy wife ran out of gas in the parking lot at her office. Hes out of town so she calls me for help. I am standing there with a 5-gal gas can filling her truck when a guy pulls up and asked if I could give him some of the gas for his truck. Now mind you he drives up, so he clearly has some gas. My buddies wife plays into his bullshite story and forced me into giving him some. He claimed the usual story of needing to make it back home in Mississippi etc. He approached me not too much longer at another gas station with the same story. I called him out and told him eff of!
Posted on 7/15/20 at 5:37 pm to High C
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I’ve never dealt with any of the things mentioned itt so far. One of the joys of living in the sticks.
These people come into town from the sticks.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 5:40 pm to OysterPoBoy
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If you come at me with your drivers license extended don’t even bother going into your sob story
This shite started up around here about three or four years ago. I don't understand what it's about. Maybe they think it's supposed to give them some credibility or something. It's stupid. I send them on their way, empty handed (except for their license), with a quickness.
I know this, if beggars can get an ID, anybody can. There goes the argument that the poor can't get an ID but still need to be able to vote.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:08 pm to OysterPoBoy
Tell them you’ll pay $1 for every push up they can do over 50.
Had a cock strong ex marine black dude bang out over 100 one night on state street and happily gave him all the cash I had on me
Had a cock strong ex marine black dude bang out over 100 one night on state street and happily gave him all the cash I had on me
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:11 pm to dbeck
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I usually just say "are you trying to suck my dick?" That quickly separates the fake homeless from the true homeless.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:13 pm to thadcastle
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How often do you end up behind a dumpster with a junkie? Because I bet a lot of the crack attacks take you up on that.
I hate when I’m going to throw away some trash and walk up on some guy blowing another dude behind the dumpster.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:14 pm to MotorBoater
quote:pics? I usually go for the ‘ditsy’ types
good buddies ditsy wife
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:15 pm to X123F45
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You would have thought I said I was gonna sodomize his mother.
Pics?
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:26 pm to OysterPoBoy
Next time quickly snatch that driver's license and say now I know where you live mother fricker and if you ever come around here again (insert threat)" then throw it back in their face.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:32 pm to OysterPoBoy
When a parking lot pirate approaches me I fire my cannons and pull my cutlass out
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:36 pm to OysterPoBoy
I park at the end of the lot. I dont like my doors being scratched and walking a little extra doesnt bother me.
People who think a spot 10 feet closer is better are lazy
People who think a spot 10 feet closer is better are lazy
This post was edited on 7/15/20 at 6:37 pm
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:37 pm to wheelr
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Last time a vagrant asked me for money saying he was hungry I offered to buy food. I was on my way into Teche Drugs anyway so I told him to follow me in. They have a limited offerings but have soup, honey buns, nuts, etc on the shelf. He declined all of that but asked if I would buy him a Monster Energy. I told him no and remembered why I should just ignore every one of them.
I mean, whatever. I’m not trying to go buy them drugs but don’t care much if they get a monster instead of a honey bun.
I never carry cash so pretty darn rare but heaven forbid a homeless dude grabs a beer with the $2 you give him. Nothing you do is changing his life there so I’ll let him decide what’s brightening his day with the loose change and not lose sleep.
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