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re: Pro tip for you parking lot pirates.

Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:40 pm to
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
12807 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:40 pm to
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crack attacks


Fantastic.
Posted by YF12
Ottobaan
Member since Nov 2019
4451 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:42 pm to
There is nothing more satisfying in this world than having a parking pass to on street/right off street parking lot in the middle of a big city right where it all goes down

You feel like jesus himself every time you pull into that spot

I miss that feeling
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82509 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 7:03 pm to
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I'd actually buy someone something to eat if I thought they were legitimately starving but most of them are just junkies and you see the same ones all over town.




Yep. And if they really need gas I can go into the station, put $20 on my card, and only use $18. They can pull on after me and take the last $2.

I did give about 40 cents to a guy once when it was all I had - and he turned out to be legit. It was exactly what he needed to get a coffee.
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3811 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 7:08 pm to
Anybody else ever been hit up by the obvious older guy and woman in downtown Baton Rouge wanting money so they can "get their insilulin" prescriptions? They pull the same thing. ID out, same old story. I've been running into them for a few years now.
Posted by ldts
Member since Aug 2015
2938 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 7:13 pm to
I haven't run into one of those in a while. The last one I did said their car was at the shell station across the street and that they needed $5 for gas to get to Shreveport. I told him I had a shell credit card, and for us to go over there and I would buy him a whole tank of gas. You should have seen him going on about why that just wouldn't work and why I needed to just give him $5.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23359 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 7:31 pm to
I work in Avindale, stopped one day on my way home at the Brothers next to Wendys and an ole Blue Hair lady in a Crown Vic pulls up and ask me for gas money to get back to I10. I gave her $4. She thanked me, went across the street to the other Brothers and asked some dudes there for money. I went home, in Raceland, stopped at Rouses to get something for supper and when I'm walking out the same lady hit me up again.
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11943 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 7:34 pm to
Honestly man who cares what their motivation is? If you’re in a position financially to help your fellow man then do so. God Forbid I ever was in that shitty situation, I don’t know if I’d have the balls to ask strangers for money.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 7:50 pm to
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Honestly man who cares what their motivation is? If you’re in a position financially to help your fellow man then do so. God Forbid I ever was in that shitty situation, I don’t know if I’d have the balls to ask strangers for money.
Man frick you.

These people are pieces of shite that prey on the good intentions of people and are literally stealing money from them with their lies and scams. Scamming people is their “job” because they’re too fricking lazy to get a real job.

frick you and frick them.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
60332 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 8:13 pm to
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God Forbid I ever was in that shitty situation, I don’t know if I’d have the balls to ask strangers for money.



You think they do it because they have no other choice?








That's cute.
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11943 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 9:01 pm to
frick me for helping others? That’s rich man, hope you feel better about yourself!
Posted by The Korean
Denham Springs, LA
Member since May 2008
1651 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 9:33 pm to
I was leaving a Walmart early one morning before work and saw a homeless guys in vestibule sleeping. I went back in and bought some water and food. When I offered it to him he refused it and somewhat raised his voice. There was a guy emptying change in one of those machines, we both kind of looked at each other. Still don’t understand the guys angle I guess he was too proud or more than likely wanted money b
Posted by sparkinator
Lake Claiborne
Member since Dec 2007
5098 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 9:43 pm to
I was on my MC on a long road trip and was passing through Denver. Homeless people everywhere. I stopped and ate a value menu lunch at a Burger King and was heading out. Homeless guy approaches me in the parking lot wanting money for something to eat.

I told him I would buy his lunch but I wasn’t giving him any money. First he no he didn’t want lunch just money. I told him to get lost. Then he said he wanted a triple cheese whopper meal with a shake and apple pie.

I told him he was gonna eat off the value menu just like I did. He got loud and said forget it. He wasn’t gonna eat that and walked away.

Most I encounter are scammers.
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11378 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 9:46 pm to
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parking lot pirates
is this like a new slang term for someone who wants gay sex in a parking lot?
Posted by 5Wide
Member since Jun 2013
1918 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 9:47 pm to
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Honestly man who cares what their motivation is? If you’re in a position financially to help your fellow man then do so. God Forbid I ever was in that shitty situation, I don’t know if I’d have the balls to ask strangers for money.




Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61826 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 9:49 pm to
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Honestly man who cares what their motivation is?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/15/20 at 10:13 pm to
I go all Raylan Givens on them and throw a bullet at them when they walk up and then tell them the next one's coming faster.



By the way, that's the single most badass thing Raylan Givens ever did. God, was that show fun to watch.
This post was edited on 7/15/20 at 10:32 pm
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