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re: Pretty sure I just saw the most beta commercial ever

Posted on 3/9/19 at 12:09 pm to
Posted by RD Dawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
28375 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 12:09 pm to
Worse than this guy?



Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 12:16 pm to
OP sounds a bit like a virgin incel to me. Did the MILF next door reject you for being too much of a weak man child?

Lemme guess. Adoption to you is also beta male behavior too right? Jesus. You sound like a lonely bastard.
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11909 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 12:19 pm to
You sound like a huge gaping pussy. The way you talk is possibly the furthest thing from a definition of a man. Grow up.

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I have too much self respect to raise another man's kid


This doesn’t even make sense. It’s not the kids fault. You can’t be man enough to be a positive influence in a kids life? You’re a selfish piece of shite.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31108 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 12:24 pm to
The only men that feel the need to "identify" the betas are in fact betas. There are a whole group of men that have convinced themselves that by using the term beta they distinguish themselves as an alpha.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 12:24 pm to
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I am guessing the point of this commercial is to brainwash men into thinking marrying single moms is some kind of noble act that only takes a true man to be able to do.


Ummmmm, yeah? I’m not up to it, so men that do are better and more mature than I am.

And did you miss the Gillette ad?

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I'd rather jump off the Horace Wilkinson Bridge in January than date a single mom let alone marry one. I can't think of anything more beta than dating a single mom. You will never come first(her kids will) and you will always be cucked by the father of her kids and/or her ex. So at best you will be her 3rd priority in life.

With 3.5 billion women on the planet surely you aren't thirsty and desperate enough to have to settle for a woman with spawn of another man.


Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 12:25 pm to
Thread isn't going the way OP thought it would
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

My stepdad would make you look like a schoolgirl.


the guy who isn't your dad who started banging your mom?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

OP sounds a bit like a virgin incel to me. Did the MILF next door reject you for being too much of a weak man child?

Lemme guess. Adoption to you is also beta male behavior too right? Jesus. You sound like a lonely bastard.


Pic of the OP:
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9333 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 12:29 pm to
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 12:30 pm to
I married a women with 2 kids, if that makes me a bronchodilator I’m cool with it.
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11909 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 12:30 pm to
I truly wish you’d go pick up your boyfriend Golden nugget and meet me at sonic so we end your tired act
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17777 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 12:31 pm to
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You will never come first


Such a beta thing to think and worry about.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26221 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 12:32 pm to
I know plenty of people who have more respect for their stepfather than their dad.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

I truly wish you’d go pick up your boyfriend Golden nugget and meet me at sonic so we end your tired act




If your chubby arse saw me you'd stay in your car
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11909 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:04 pm to
You two **** wouldn’t even show up. All talk. I don’t care who your daddy is boy I’ll beat both of y’alls fratstar asses
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

You two ****s wouldn’t even show up. All talk. I don’t care who your daddy is boy I’ll beat both of y’alls fratstar asses


I'd tell you to bring your wife and kids so I could punk you out in front of them
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60075 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:07 pm to
Single moms will cheat on you for working too much but stay loyal to a man in jail
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11909 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:07 pm to
Make sure you bring your boyfriend
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19183 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:10 pm to
I bet you have no kids
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41865 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

Could anything be more beta than being this triggered over a commercial?


Being triggered by two commercials
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