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re: Pretty sure I just saw the most beta commercial ever

Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:17 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:17 pm to
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I bet you have no kids


I also bet he’s a virgin college sophomore.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:33 pm to
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the guy who isn't your dad who started banging your mom?



Yes. That guy.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28715 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:41 pm to
At least he didn’t shoplift the pootie.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48543 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:52 pm to
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With 3.5 billion women on the planet surely you aren't thirsty and desperate enough to have to settle for a woman with spawn of another man.



FTR, I got no stepkids.

I'm thankful my dad didn't think the way you do as my mom was a widow with 3 children when he married her.

Sorry you're so insecure you think you couldn't step up for another man's kid or satisfy a woman who had another man's child.
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
6709 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:59 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 10:17 pm
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:59 pm to
“Let’s make one thing clear. I’m not your stepdad. We’re not gonna play catch or go on fishing trips. I’m just the fella who’s banging your mom.”
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 2:16 pm to
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I am guessing the point of this commercial is to brainwash men into thinking marrying single moms is some kind of noble act that only takes a true man to be able to do
Are making terrible guesses kinda your thing?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30926 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 2:21 pm to
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lmao, care to rephrase that?


I thought it was the set-up to an Aristocrats joke.
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 4:21 pm to
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I can't think of anything more beta than dating a single mom. You will never come first(her kids will) and you will always be cucked by the father of her kids and/or her ex. So at best you will be her 3rd priority in life.


This is the dumbest argument the incels make: coming second to kids.

You go marry yourself a virgin, have some kids with her. You will come second to your own kids. Likewise to you, your wife will be second to your kids.

Kids become priority one the second they are born. It's what nature and God intended.

The only way to be the most important thing in each other's lives is to remain DINKs.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
18213 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 5:54 pm to
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quote:
my kids usually come first before me in my wife's eyes and they come before my wife in my eyes. I don't feel the need to come first.



lmao, care to rephrase that?



j/k, dude




good catch
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