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re: Pretty sure I just saw the most beta commercial ever
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:17 pm to djangochained
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:17 pm to djangochained
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I bet you have no kids
I also bet he’s a virgin college sophomore.
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:33 pm to Pecker
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the guy who isn't your dad who started banging your mom?
Yes. That guy.
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:41 pm to The Funnie Five
At least he didn’t shoplift the pootie.
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:52 pm to The Funnie Five
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With 3.5 billion women on the planet surely you aren't thirsty and desperate enough to have to settle for a woman with spawn of another man.
FTR, I got no stepkids.
I'm thankful my dad didn't think the way you do as my mom was a widow with 3 children when he married her.
Sorry you're so insecure you think you couldn't step up for another man's kid or satisfy a woman who had another man's child.
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:59 pm to The Funnie Five
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 10:17 pm
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:59 pm to The Funnie Five
“Let’s make one thing clear. I’m not your stepdad. We’re not gonna play catch or go on fishing trips. I’m just the fella who’s banging your mom.”
Posted on 3/9/19 at 2:16 pm to The Funnie Five
quote:Are making terrible guesses kinda your thing?
I am guessing the point of this commercial is to brainwash men into thinking marrying single moms is some kind of noble act that only takes a true man to be able to do
Posted on 3/9/19 at 2:21 pm to Mike the Tiger 1999
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lmao, care to rephrase that?
I thought it was the set-up to an Aristocrats joke.
Posted on 3/9/19 at 4:21 pm to The Funnie Five
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I can't think of anything more beta than dating a single mom. You will never come first(her kids will) and you will always be cucked by the father of her kids and/or her ex. So at best you will be her 3rd priority in life.
This is the dumbest argument the incels make: coming second to kids.
You go marry yourself a virgin, have some kids with her. You will come second to your own kids. Likewise to you, your wife will be second to your kids.
Kids become priority one the second they are born. It's what nature and God intended.
The only way to be the most important thing in each other's lives is to remain DINKs.
Posted on 3/9/19 at 5:54 pm to Mike the Tiger 1999
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my kids usually come first before me in my wife's eyes and they come before my wife in my eyes. I don't feel the need to come first.
lmao, care to rephrase that?
j/k, dude
good catch
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