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re: Post something that a really old person would say

Posted on 4/3/15 at 12:12 pm to
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20300 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 12:12 pm to
It's 4:30, is supper ready?

You look snappy in those clothes

I need a glass of warm milk

Let's go power walk the mall
This post was edited on 4/3/15 at 12:16 pm
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 12:14 pm to
I like when old people call medicine by its medical term.

Bacitracin
Mercurichrome
Posted by 756
Member since Sep 2004
14887 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 12:19 pm to
slicker than snot on a glass door knob
Posted by DSS50
Member since Jan 2012
220 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 12:20 pm to
He don't have the sense God gave a chicken. And yes I know it is bad grammar!
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1104 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 12:26 pm to
Heard an older gentleman at a turkey shoot last year say "When I was a youngin I could pop the hairs off a gnats arse from 100 yards"
Posted by laangler21
On the lake.
Member since May 2012
3034 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 12:30 pm to
Well shite fire, and save the matches was one of my Grandpas favorites.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 5:30 pm to
I'm 52. Aren't you in your fifties?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65924 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 5:42 pm to
Where's the nearest goddam Cracker Barrel?



Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 5:47 pm to
"Feel like I been shot at and missed and shite at and hit".
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65974 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 5:49 pm to
My dad used to say

"it's hotter than two mice frickin' in a wool sock" or

"You couldn't pull a sick whore off the pot."

And "why'd you do that?" a lot.

Love him.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39259 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 5:54 pm to
I had a threesome with Hedy Lamarr.

I started saying "I reckon" after watching Sling Blade.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 5:55 pm to
Define "really old".

(whoever responds to this correctly........you're welcome for the easy setup)
This post was edited on 4/3/15 at 5:56 pm
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36378 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 5:55 pm to
I haven't the foggiest as to what you're talking about.
Posted by The Hurricane
Gulf of Mexico
Member since Aug 2011
7990 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 5:56 pm to
Grandpa says turlet and earl instead of toilet and oil.
Posted by bigwheel
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2008
6491 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 6:19 pm to
Kilroy was here. Another one HUBBA HUBBA
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 7:11 pm to
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 7:18 pm to
Hotter than a double dick billy goat

Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167511 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 7:19 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 7:20 pm to
She "rurned" that engine by running it hot
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99386 posts
Posted on 4/3/15 at 7:28 pm to
I don't know how no one has posted, "I've fallen, and I can't get up."



My dad would say "frick me running" a lot.
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